What's Chimpy got under his shirt? Check out the bulging back...

[Fridays Child]

[jillan]

1. Depends? n/t

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. Like projectile vomiting and "Buffalo Bill/SilenceoftheLambs" jokes

some things are always funny.

[JAbuchan08]

2. Doesn't he have a teleprompter?

maybe its some sort of mini-defibrillator

[Left coast liberal]

3. Here we go again. This guy couldn't think on his feet if his life...

... depended on it.

There's Rove in his ear. "Look sincere, god damn it! Sincere!"

Of course, Chimpy doesn't even know what that is.

God help us! And, I'm an agnostic.

Sheesh!

[tulsakatz]

9. if you've ever heard any of his speeches.........

......he always sounds like he has rehearsed it so often that he could quote the text from memory. He always pauses at just the right places.

So whether Rove is feeding him his lines or he has over rehearsed, the result is still the same.........it shows a lack of sincerity and spontaneity.

[goclark]

4. The Hand Of His Lord and Savior Proping Him Up

[mikelewis]

5. It's a fart bubble.

[TomInTib]

6. As much as I want to believe this....

I believe this shirt was one of the worst blunders in showbiz history.
The starch, the newness, the godawful collar situation coupled with the framing of the shot and on and on.
A middle school drama club coud have done better than this.
Anyway, the fool has no idea how to wear clothes.

Still, I wish it was a "device".

[ladylibertee]

18. It's too blurry...But it looks kinda .....well, FREAKY WTF is it ?

[zann725]

29. Blue shirt & blue back-lighting brings to mind "Blue Boy" painting...

which, upon googling, was portrait of: "the son of a successful hardware merchant...The artist dressed the young man in a costume dating from about 140 years BEFORE the portrait was painted."

'Son of SUCCESSFUL HARDWARE MERCHANT'...okay.
Wearing a 'costume' over a century old/outdated? Hmmmm....

History has been known to repeat itself.

[Fridays Child]

7. Whatever it is, it pulled his shirt against his neck...

[TomInTib]

12. You know, I wondered about that

His shirts are surely tailor-made. This fit like WalMart.

[DoYouEverWonder]

23. One of those body snatchers

is my guess.

[iconoclastic cat]

10. Tentacles.

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fthagn!

[BQueen]

11. my money's on a bulletproof vest

I imagine the SS didn't feel completely certain that they had managed to clear every possible place someone could hide out.

Should send that vest to Iraq where it could do some good.

[TomInTib]

13. I am watching on CNN and it is a vest

no doubt.

[MaineDem]

24. That was my thought as I watched it

You could plainly see something bulging a bit at the shoulders.

It still looked like his head had been superimposed on another body though. It was a very strange appearance.

[AntiCoup2K4]

15. I was thinking that at the time, actually

Certainly wouldn't have any problem believing someone in New Orleans would be pissed off enough to shoot the chimp.

[Lorien]

28. What kind of bulletproof vest is only visible as a giant bulge in one's

back? Looks to me like one of those remote listening devices worn by talk show hosts for prompts from the control room.

[begin_within]

14. Karl Rove

[NYC]

16. That's the way he dressed for the speech?

?

[renate]

17. Yup, that's the President of the United States

addressing the nation.

It's not like it's a formal occasion.

[spuddonna]

19. Giant Energizer Battery For Robot Boy... n/t

[kick_them_hard]

20. A Porta-Potty n/t

[Bernardo de La Paz]

21. You've photoshopped it. Post the link to the original

You cropped it at the very least. Post the link to the original so we can see (a news media link, not a photobucket.com drop).

[bigbrother05]

22. It,s an intravenous drip bag

They have got to keep him doped up

[npincus]

25. Cyrano d'Chimpiac

it's the same receiver he wore at the debates, feeding the micorophone in his ear.... backup in case he drools on his cue cards.

[peekaloo]

26. A parachute. He's in freefall.

:-)

[underpants]

32. ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzing

Well done

[hippiechick]

27. It almost looks like someone short standing next to him ...

... wtf ?

[OregonBlue]

30. Let's bump this to greatest so everyone can speculate!

[I Have A Dream]

31. You got it - recommended! n/t

[Holly_Hobby]

33. I know what it is!

It's a steel brace to hold him upright so he doesn't drag his knuckles on the ground.

[atommom]

34. I think that's the monkey.