PLEASE READ...to lighten your spirits..

[windbreeze]

THE CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL has issued a no-nonsense, albeit delayed,
warning about a new, highly virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease.
This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "Gonna Re-elect him").
Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4
years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this
especially troublesome disease.

Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include,
but are not limited to, anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of
grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English
language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new
information; pronounced xenophobia and homophobia; inability to accept
responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced
bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; total ignorance of geography and history;
tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for
categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.

The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are
amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago
in a Texas bush. Please inform any of your friends and associates who have been
acting unusual lately.

windbreeze

[hwmnbn]

1. Thanks, that did lift my spirits....

[laugle]

2. That's cute--who wrote it?

[windbreeze]

4. I don't know....

I found it, and it was not contributed to anyone...just posted, as you see...I thought DU'ers might appreciate it..
windbreeze

[blondeatlast]

3. It also causes inexplicably causes one to raid one's children's

piggy bank while muttering "conservatives are for fiscal responsibilty, conservcatives are for fiscal responsibility..."

[FreedomAngel82]

5. LOL

I'm glad I had protection!