Tornado Karl the Tsar: How tornadoes work.

[applegrove]

A tornado starts as a mass of hot air & water in the sky. From above.

It sends down a funnel - usually through a chosen and controlled local leader - and if there is enough hot air there - it may touch the ground and garner support and suck in all the locals.

Beware of tornado season because of the Tsar. Weak and pliable local leaders filled with hot air will be how the storm above tries to connect to the ground.

To fight against tornado Karl - in its many "touchdowns" - demand that the hurricane Tsar deals only with grassroots & established leadership. Following religious, cultural & political leaders who have their feet on the ground and a long history of respect and relations with locals - is the only way to avert tornadoes & touchdown from the Tsar.

Beware of "newly christened leaders". Beware of newly "religious or newly neocon leaders".

Tornado Karl requires indirect rule through local leaders.

FEMA Tornadoes for kids: http://www.fema.gov/kids/tornado.htm warns that tornadoes only touch down from the months of spring through fall. Tornado Karl runs the campaign all year long.