bush men have warrior Chang in their heads (for real) just ask Jeb

[donsu]

http://www.pensitoreview.com/2005/09/18/jeb-reveals-that-imaginary-friend-warrior-chang-guides-his-every-move/


Jeb Reveals That Imaginary Friend ‘Warrior Chang’ Guides His Every Move


This is too weird to make up. Jeb Bush has an imaginary friend.

Gainesville Sun

Here are Bush’s words, spoken before hundreds of lawmakers and politicians: ‘’Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society.

‘’I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down.'’

It’s a scary place inside Jeb Bush’s head. This insight into his twisted psyche explains a lot.

In a 1989 Washington Post article on the politics of tennis, former President George Bush was quoted as threatening to ‘’unleash Chang'’ as a means of intimidating other players.

The saying was apparently quite popular with Gov. Bush’s father, and referred to a legendary warrior named Chang who was called upon to settle political disputes in Chinese dynasties of yore.

O.K. then. I’ve heard enough. How did these freaks of nature get here? And when will they be leaving?

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Chang is an inside family joke

when they throw it out into the public, they are then amused at the comments it garners.

[RandomKoolzip]

1. I got yer "Warrior Chang" dangling, Jeb.

[musette_sf]

2. This reminds me of the Beavis episode

where he tells Butt-Head that he has voices in his head. Sometimes it's a Chinese guy and sometimes it's a Mexican guy. The voices tell Beavis, "Pull down your pants! Spank your monkey!"

[LizMoonstar]

3. woohoo! thanks for reminding me!

man i love that show

[sam sarrha]

4. the Mther fkrs are POCESSED !!!!! I knew it..!!!!

:hide:

[TrogL]

5. when I had an imaginary friend they sent me to a shrink

Aren't you supposed to outgrow that when you're about eight?

[sam sarrha]

6. and yours didnt even start a war and create 250,000 more AlQuita terra'ists