To hide our discussion from Freepers - shouldn't we be posting in French?

[applegrove]

[onehandle]

1. Oui. nt

[babylonsister]

2. Mais oui. nt

[OneGrassRoot]

44. Mais fucking oui.......*S* n/t

[Kenroy]

3. la plume

de ma tante est sur la table.

Givenchy perrier cote d'azur fromage.

[salinen]

4. Using proper English

should fool them.

[zanne]

58. I'm with you, salinen.

Let's use alot of words with at least two syllables. That should throw them off.

[MnFats]

5. If we simply use proper English and spell correctly....

...they'll miss out on half of what we write!

[ElsewheresDaughter]

48. he.....haaa.....hoooooo........

[JaneQPublic]

6. Using big words in English will suffice. (nt)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Les Freepers sont les enfants retardes des putains malades.

[AspenRose]

16. C'est vrai.

[C_U_L8R]

8. Fuque La Freeps

and their friggin freedom fries too

[applegrove]

9. Les gratuitistes et les cochons...separaient à la naissance?

[Raster]

10. Why? Most of them can't even read English?

[mshasta]

11. una conversacion en espanol

....

[applegrove]

15. Bienvenido a los democratico subterraneo

[mshasta]

53. es un honor estar en este lugar...

rodeada de gente inteligente, algo que a los republicanos les falta.

[cire4]

73. Es oficial! Los DUers pueden hablar mas lenguas que los Freepers

Los Freepers piense que hablando una lengua extranjera es "Anti-American." Los terroristos ganar cuando hablamos otras lenguas. Que estupido!

[brainshrub]

12. Voici le plan secret:

Freepers stupide ne saura jamais de nos plans secrets! Hé chacun, nommons un billet de Michael Moore et de Hillary Clinton en 2008.

Bwhahahaha

D'ailleurs, vive longtemps Mélisse Theuriau!

[stevedeshazer]

13. Oui, nous parce qu'ils sont curieux du Projet X.

La France d'haine de Freepers et évitera les pommes de terre de liberté.

[Contrary1]

33. "potatoes of freedom" ?

:rofl:

[Gman]

14. No! Post in Pirate!

Aaaarrgh!

[applegrove]

17. Poste secret X n'existe pas.... En anglais.

[Lerkfish]

18. naw, just spell correctly.

[applegrove]

19. Bush = "Cesspuglio" en Italienne!

[Hepburn]

20. Why bother?

They obviously are too stupid to understand English. However: If in doubt, use words with more than one syllable.

[LibDemAlways]

21. The average freeper can

barely read English and has the writing and thinking skills of a 2nd grader. Most probably can't comprehend what's being discussed on this site as it is. No need to worry about a foreign language.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

22. Les "Freedom Fries" sont devient les "Failure Fries"

[Bernardo de La Paz]

23. Bush always knew it was the French

[Davis_X_Machina]

24. Si clam loqui aliquis vult...

...utatur lingua vetere ac venusta, de re publica loquendo apta, omnibus nota eruditis, sed plane Freepibus ignota, Latinitas!

[applegrove]

29. Wow - A Roman!

[Lexingtonian]

25. Bien sur....ou...ne pas?

Naw, just use semantically and grammatically correct English. That just f-ks up what passes for thought on that distant planet they live on.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

26. Pourquoi pas en japonais?

:evilgrin:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

28. Why not?

[Lydia Leftcoast]

46. De wa, kore kara Nihongo de kakasete itadakimasu

"Therefore, from now on, with I will humbly with your permission, write in Japanese."

:-)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

49. I have a Japanese translator on my computer,

but it turns the words into Japanese characters, which then become question marks when I cut and past into anything else. So I guess I'm stuck...

[hatrack]

65. Demo, karera wa, sonna teineina gengo wo wakaranai daroo!

Ne?

[Lydia Leftcoast]

66. Kitto wakaranai deshou ne!

Teinei na Eigo de mo muri ka shira.

[Sunkiss BlueStar]

27. Freeptars est equivalent a

Skunk Le Pu non?

[snowbear]

30. and not only that...

..but Freepers have bad breath too!

[gardenista]

31. Oui. Pour mon premier phrase, je dit FR=Brochette des cons

loosly translated, a bunch of idiots

[Contrary1]

32. Et comment on

indique-t-il l'"moran" en français ?

[applegrove]

34. abruti, idiot - hey why the spelling moran? What does it mean?

[Contrary1]

36. It's a long running joke here...

Check out this picture of a Freeper at one of their rallies:

[applegrove]

38. Picture didn't work. Someone couldn't spell - I take it? I think I member

now.

[Davis_X_Machina]

37. Hmn....

...on peut dire 'espèce de cretan'.

[applegrove]

39. I used dictionary. Moron implies something less than a slur against

people who are intellectually challenged. So i left cretin out. Not sure which is used in french to denote a fool

[Telly Savalas]

50. Quebecois french has plenty of anglicisms.

"Le moran", ça serait bon.

[Clarkie1]

35. Pourquoi? Les Freepers sont stupid. n/t

[welshTerrier2]

40. je crois que non ... n/t

[progdonkey]

41. warum nicht Deutsch? ;-) n/t

[schrodingers_cat]

61. Es ist einfach viele zu schwerig, du geil affe!!!

[kineneb]

68. Ist gar nicht zu schwierig fuer uns!

Nur fuer die Scheisskerl-Freepern. Ich habe Deutsch seit Hochschule gesprochen. Und Deutsch hat so viele ausgezichnete Woerter fuer solche Leute, z.B.:

Schweinehund
Arschloch
Scheisskerl
und naturlich: Holzkopf u. Dummkopf

[chat_noir]

42. moron = crétin

Principal Translations:
crétin (saligaud, veinard, salaud) nm dickhead (saligaud, veinard, salaud)

Additional Translations:
crétin (personne peu intelligente) n knucklehead
crétin familier nm fuckhead
crétin (imbécile) nm blithering idiot
crétin (salaud, salope) nm shithead

http://fr.wordreference.com/fr/en/translation.asp?fren=crétin%20&v=js


Crétin, what a useful epithet!

[LosinIt]

43. voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir ?

that's all I know and I may have slaughtered that one

[one_true_leroy]

45. how 'bout elizabethean english, if not middle english.

[applegrove]

62. No - Elizabethan times is where they get their hierarchical world

view. I'm sure there libraries are filled with "how to start an empire 101 by lizzy".

[kineneb]

69. not really

Because they would have been taught that God had ordained them to be what they were born as...shepard, auto mechanic, bottom-sucking scum, etc. and that to try to raise above that to contradict God's will. The whole idea of improving one's lot in life was a product of the Enlightenment, although some of the upper classes always pushed their limits. Hence, the poor (cough) freeper would be condemned to forever troll cheap bars and sit on sofas with ground-in potato chip crumbs. That was God's will, you see.

[applegrove]

74. Oh I agree - they re-ordered it. And put themselves above god.

Then the rich, then the upper middle class, then the poorer middle class and on and on. People from other countries or have-nots are somewhere near the bottom.

I agree it isn't humble like the Elizabethan way was. And they allow for movement as long as it makes them rich in bigger numbers and the middle class, poor & non-americans are weaker...either financially or by number.

[Toots]

47. Do we discuss things they should not read?

Why would you wish to hide what you/we say? We speak truth and all should hear.

[Fleshdancer]

51. any second language will do....or we could just use really big words

;)

[Igel]

52. Chicken. Chicken.

Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken.

Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken.

Chicken?

[Ioo]

54. Nous pourrions cacher des plans dans la bible, ils ne lisons pas cela.

Étant donné que les Républicains ont une histoire du commerce avec l'ennemi, ce qui vous incite à penser qu'elles ne parlent pas français.

Je dis nous devrions juste la signaler sur de d'USATODAY, je ne pensons pas qu'ils lisent cela.

[Contrary1]

55. Vous êtes correct.

S'il n'est pas répandu sur des "Faux Snooze", ils ne les verraient jamais.

[truebrit71]

56. Quelle bon idee!!!

Formidable!

[Wabbajack]

57. Actually I hope they do read here

maybe they'll fucking learn something.

[area51]

59. "...shouldn't we be posting in French?"

LOL. Wish I could. :evilgrin:

[samsingh]

60. proper English should do it.

[Sarah Ibarruri]

63. les conservateurs sont des fornicators

Ils n'ont ni le cerveau ni le coeur

[hatrack]

64. Nicht nur auf Franzozisch, sondern auch auf Deutsch, naturlich!

Diese sogenannte "Freepers" werden kein Wort verstehen, obwohl sie die Sprache ihre seit vielen Jahren gestorbenen Fuhrer sprechen wollen!

[kineneb]

70. Genau - ausgezichnet! n/t

[djg21]

67. No need. Just . . .

use words that have more than one syllable. It takes so long for them to sound out the words in our posts that they just tire and go away.

[kineneb]

71. Ahhh, we should judiciously employ a vocabulary of a polysyllabic

nature, engaging the most excellent resource "The Roget's Thesaurus."

(bet they think it is some kind of dinosaur...)

[rhett o rick]

72. They wouldn't spend more time readin than their attention span anyway. nt