From: sitemail@designfromnowhere.com
Subject: I Am The Liberal Third Party
Date: September 21, 2005 8:52:21 PM EDT
To: Chairman@gop.com
Dear Mr. Mehlman,
Once again, you have proven yourself to be a devious opponent. However, as I have said before, your methods are doomed to failure.
Your Scotch Tape and bubble gum built empire is crumbling at its seams. Yet you are lacking in the sophistication to alter these faulty and ruinous methods. For, it is not in your nature to see beyond yourself. And so, you continue on, pressing forward and over the cliff that you could not see.
You speak of Reid's opposition to Roberts as if there is some sort of "conspiracy" afoot- as if there are secret meetings being held in sub basements somewhere far beneath the Utah Salt Flats. But what you are not adept enough to realize is that these "third parties" are the Democratic constituencies.
As a member of said constituency, I tell you now that we have nothing to hide. We have no ulterior motives. Rather, our message is as transparent as it is genuine and direct:
We seek to oppose every measure of your beloved President. We seek to remove him and all remnants of his corruption from the blood of our wounded nation. We seek to expose the flaws of his (your) fascism and lies. We differ from your institution and others like yours in that we need not conceal any despicable methods or values as we have none. We are proud to oppose this, the worst President in our nation's history. We are witness to his incompetence and narcissism and we are confident in his long awaited removal.
We work feverishly and wait patiently for the end. We are growing in our numbers.
Rest assured, Mr. Mehlman, you cannot suppress the blatant flaws of this cancer that has invaded your party. Rest assured that your whole scheme has peaked and is teetering over the edge of a great abyss. We will be sure to give it the last push.
Rest assured, the end is coming.
Regards,
AGG
In response to:
Puppet Politics: Reid "Got The Message" From Liberal Third Parties To Oppose Judge Robertshttp://www.gop.com/News/Read.aspx?ID=5794