* Today Chimpy is going to "President School" : these are actual quotes!

[npincus]

http://www.canofun.com/blog/default.asp


Yes, it's true! Chimpy says he is going to Texas today to (are you ready):

"observe the relationship between state and federal government"

followed by:

"I need to understand that better!"

Yes, Chimpy is going to learn about how government works today! He is going to bring his blue lined, black and white composition notebook and his favorite No. 2 pencil, and LEARN all about how state and federal governments work together! During a crisis! Isn't that neat? It makes me feel so secure knowing that after 5 years of being my president, Chimp has an open mind about learning how to do his job! And he has lots of helpers, too. Hmmmmm... it is curious that he puts himself in the passive position as "observer" rather than "commander-in-chief".. as in "Guys, don't look at me to tell you anything! I'm just here to learn!"

Well, well. What do y'all think about this?

[musette_sf]

1. someone please send Preznit Numbnuts

the complete collected works of "Schoolhouse Rock". There should be enough civics instruction on his level in there.

[Sparkly]

LOL!!

:rofl:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

6. Or better still

have him read the biography of David McCall, the guy who created Schoolhouse Rock. This guy, who made millions in the advertising game, spent his spare time going around the world helping refugees. When no government would shell out for satellite phone service in the Balkins (to set up phone lines so refugees who had fled fighting could call their hometown and see if their families were ok), David and his wife Penny did. Not content with shelling out the money for the project,they went over there to help set up the system. On their way down a mountain where they had set up a satellite dish, their jeep ran off the muddy road and plunged down the mountain, sending all within to their deaths. You can read more about these folks at True Heroes.

http://www.geocities.com/ayeshahaqqiqa/heroes.html

[fiveleafclover]

8. Wow, thanks for the link

I didn't know much about this guy until now.

[Mabus]

15. just make sure it's on DVDs

:rofl:

[Virginian]

2. An excuse to go to Crawford.

Is he going to stay down there to avoid the protests in DC?

[npincus]

3. Crawford has an open bar

[renie408]

4. Be nice. He has only been President for five years.

He is obviously a slow learner.

[renie408]

7. Oh wait, my husband just reminded me he was a Governor for six years

So that means that he has had eleven years to figure it out.

Sorry, he isn't a slow learner; he is an idiot.

[Lisa]

17. all he learned was that "governors hug people" after a disaster

Evidently his understanding of crisis management never got past the photo-op stage.

[bluestateguy]

5. Never again should be have a president who needs on the job training

Too many people bought all that crap in 2000 about appointing good people (blah, blah, blah), getting good advice (blah, blah, blah), delegating responsibility (blah, blah, blah), and demanding accountability (blah, blah, blah).

You know what? I DO want a president who is a compulsive deatil freak, someone who will not wait around for others to do things that need to be done, and if need be, will do them himself.

[Gloria]

9. and...he is INTERFACING----

he makes me puke. There he was explaining to the press about Northcom and the interface between the military and local and state government. What a total jackass....

[daninthemoon]

10. He's really hitting the ground running, isn't he? Like some kinda

supergenious. And you all thought he couldn't learn his job before his terms ran out.

[npincus]

11. ooops! School's been cancelled! CNN announced the Chimp wasn't going

to Texas "because he didn't want to get in the way".

tee hee.

Thanks, David Gregory.

[Stinky The Clown]

12. Is that true?

:rofl:

[npincus]

14. yep

I read a bunch of posts about it on the other boards. It was announced on CNN.

[Contrary1]

13. Maybe Laura can read this to Chimpie after she tucks him in:

[npincus]

16. tee hee

[Imagevision]

18. BUSH: "This is your brain on drugs" wham!!!!!

ya know when I was a kid I did my share of..."experimenting"? -- but me or no-one I've ever known or even read about ended up as bad as Bush did
his brain is so toasted, not medication, nor therapy, which by the way he doesn't believe in...would work anyway, and this joker ends up being the President Of The United States?! sort of reminds me of Sirhan-Sirhan or Oswald (The Patsy) the perfect Manchurian Candidate.

I wonder if he'll awake in 2009 and not remember anything that happened in the last 8 years??

[leftofthedial]

19. where the fuck was he when Katrina was 12 hours from landfall?

(or 12 hours after?)
(or 24 hours after?)
(or 36 hours after?)
(or 48 hours after?)

[Joe Chi Minh]

20. Very good, npincus.

Like when he wanted to find out what went right on the Gulf Coast. And this, at the very time when the whole world wanted to know what went wrong - and why.

[cassiepriam]

21. Better late than never?

Maybe they can teach him to talk and read while they are at it.