The President of the United States

[Sparkly]

When disaster threatens the nation, the president's job is crucial! He swings into action, on the phone to key agencies, making conference calls, demanding fast meetings, barking sharp commands, assessing progress every five minutes, in charge and in control!

Oh, and then there's Chimpy...



(Seriously -- they were trying for "engaged, in command" photo ops, and this is the best they could do?!? Pitiful.)

[Aviation Pro]

1. Yeah....

...but Colonel Winkidink back there has a substitute smirk on his Can'tC face. Oh, by the way, Colonel, get a real military haircut, you ain't Tom Cruise.

[Vinca]

3. Now, now, now.

There's always a chance he's thinking "what a jerk" to himself.

[leveymg]

7. Haircut rules don't apply to flag officers and the upper staff

Who's going to enforce it? A Technical Sergeant?

Drop and give me 50, Colonel!

[Freedomfried]

2. He looks like a dashboard "bobblehead"

[MrBenchley]

4. The guy on the right behind him is cracking up

and pResident Shrimp looks like he's drunk...

And this is the BEST photo they could come up with...wouldn't you love to see what the rejected shots looked like?

[madeline_con]

5. Yep, the guy looks like he's amused by something....

as opposed to star struck over being in the room with the Asswipe in Chief.

[MrBenchley]

10. That's how I see it...

Wonder how much fussing makeup and hair people had to do over Chimpy for this photo--and what he looked like before the photo-op?

[oneighty]

9. He is thinking

"Damn! The son-of-a-bitch IS drunk!"

180

[MrBenchley]

11. Chimpy sure doesn't look sober...

He looks boiled as an owl and about to drool on his shirt...

[Pharlo]

16. You know the photographer did the best he/she could...

Somehow managed to get a shot in during the fraction of a second where * was 1) upright and 2) had his eyes open.

Probably harder to accomplish than photographing a lightening strike.

This photographer ought to receive some type of award for this amazing feat.

[Sparkly]

17. What you can't see in this photo

is Rove crouching behind him, propping him up with both hands.

[MrBenchley]

26. You wonder what the rejected shots look like....

Is he drooling?

[pecwae]

6. Good lord, look at those bags under his eyes. nt

[shaniqua6392]

8. He has been wearing a light blue shirt for a month now.

What is up with that?? Is it to comfort us? Is it to make it look like he has been working so hard that he has not had time to change his shirt? HMMM?

[peekaloo]

12. Pizza delivery dude running late and the guy talking is using big words.

Did airport security check his "bags"?

[BrklynLiberal]

13. You guys are a riot...ROTFLMAO!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Totally Committed]

14. Self-deleted

too much of a downer for this thread.

[applegrove]

15. Don't they have bags and bags of speed at those airforce sites?

You think they could...

[Ikonoklast]

18. Bourbon is my friend

I can't wait to go visit my good friend. He is always there for me. After we sit and have a visit, I get smarter and can talk to the peasants.

I like Army guys. They are my friends, too. I wonder hom many of them will die when Mr. Bourbon says they have to go to Iraq and fight the terrists.

I gotta pee now.

[warrior1]

19. why doesn't he wear a red shirt?

[McLuhan]

20. The pResident is thinking:

"God, I wish I had a good,stiff drink about now!"

[newyawker99]

21. Hi McLuhan!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[McLuhan]

24. Thanks newyawker99.

Actually I have been lurking here for years. I have admired many DU posters here, especially posters like the Magistrate. I haven't seen any of his posts recently. Is he still around?

[Donna Zen]

22. Welcome McLuhan

...this was too easy.

"God, I wish I had a good, stiff drink about now!" is all he ever thinks.

[opihimoimoi]

23. Ya can tell a persons intellect by the questions he/she asks

Dumbya always asks the most stupid questions...then he tells us things we already know...some kinda leader he is...

[Patsy Stone]

25. He looks like he's stuck in sixth period.

You know, that after lunch sloooow feeling when the clock won't move. :)

[AllyCat]

27. Why can't I see this picture everyone is posting?

I have a broken link...anyone have another place to view it?