Best lame 08 poll EVER!

[brainshrub]

Poll question: Best lame 08 poll EVER!

Carrot-top is going to win the 08 nomination, who do you think is going to come in second?

[woodsprite]

1. We can fix it! YES, WE CAN!!! n/t

[brainshrub]

2. Let's send Bob to New Orleans!

[Clark2008]

20. Yeah - he'd soak up all the spillage

and then cook the hungry and homeless a batch of Crabby Patties!

My voted is with the Sponge!

:)

[Maraya1969]

34. But the Spaghetti Monster would hand out his noodily appendages

for food.

[Independent_Liberal]

3. I went with Spongebob!

:D

[Guaranteed]

4. Can we alert on mods' posts?

This seems like flamebait.

[brainshrub]

12. Yes.

I might even get banned from DU for such an inflammatory post.

[Guaranteed]

16. LOL. I've seen-

and done- worse.

However, I always admit when I post flamebait, too. :P

[Redneck Socialist]

5. America loves evil

Chthulu in a landslide!

[paineinthearse]

6. Buster, of course!

[brainshrub]

13. Buster's hard-hitting documentary on gay-parenting got him banned.

He might have the kind of wide liberal support that would win him the primary.

[paineinthearse]

17. Buster was NOT banned in Boston

Use "advanced search" in the Massachusetts forum under my name. WGBH came through with flying colors.

[rosesaylavee]

7. But FSM has more power than all of the above put together!

Noodly appendages coming at you now.

[Clarkie1]

8. Flying Spagettii Monster. n/t

[dalaigh lllama]

9. Flying Spaghetti Monster, of course

[globalvillage]

32. Ramen. n/t.

[xultar]

10. Carrot-top, he's on steroids. He won't even make it to the primaries.

[IChing]

11. Oh sure, just another bash Ming the Merciless post

God, we sure do eat our own around here,

talk about a circular firing squad

Just because I was the only one that voted for Ming doesn't mean he doesn't have appeal to the military crowd.

Geez, give me a break, I think he would be an even better candidate than
carrot top.

you guys don't get it do you?

Ming the merciless is the only true answer

[brainshrub]

14. Ming is a proven leader.

Ming is a proven leader who is known for his ability to escape to fight another day. Perhaps Liberals have been to hard on him?

[IChing]

15. thank you, he is also the only leader listed that understands technology &

Earth women plus has a plan for the whole planet.

[rosesaylavee]

25. Why do you hate our freedom so? n/t

[IChing]

26. your freedoms are illusionary and delusionary at best

Only the great Merciless Ming can direct this planet's resources and humans for his own will.

That's why he's great
don't you see ?

he even has the word mercy in his name.

[rosesaylavee]

27. OH! I get it now. You have convinced me! What a fool I was not to have

seen the truth before now. I was a fool! Ming is the man. Wish I could vote again...

[IChing]

28. As his friend said on earth "your vote doesn't count it is the one's that

count the vote that counts" Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili who was also went by the pseudonym of "Man of Steel" a lieutenant for the Great Ming.

Even if Ming doesn't win in this poll
we know what the outcome will be
you are forgiven for now
for not seeing the truth.

[rosesaylavee]

29. "your vote doesn't count it is the one's that count the vote that counts"

Would that be one of the Admins?

[bee]

18. carrot-top will never get my vote.

Im tired of his centrist BS.
Fred from Scooby-Doo... Now theres a real leader.

[Clark2008]

23. Who are you kidding?

You know Fred can't flip any red state? Come on! The guy wears an ascot, for God's sake. The swing voters in the red state won't go for that!

We need to nominate someone like Huckleberry Hound or Foghorn Leghorn!!


(Am making fun of my oft-repeated mantra about flipping some red states, here, too. See, I can make fun of myself. :7 )

[bee]

30. good point. I hadnt considered the ascot factor.

But I think foghorn's a bit to homophobic. Huckleberry? hmmm. perhaps. But after much consideration... I think Im leaning toward barbapapa. Really... hes a natural politician. Shape-shifting and all. He's got a wife, a large family & definitely electable. I mean... c'mon. check out his bio:

http://www.barbapapa.fr/gb/barbapapa-family.html

He could flip some states.

[Beacho]

19. Cthulu for Prez

Why vote for the lesser of two evils?

[Mabus]

21. Exactly

but you still have to keep an eye on Yogsothoth.

[brainshrub]

22. Yogsothoth is a DLCer. I wouln't trust it/him/her.

[Mabus]

24. When someone hangs out with Abdul Alhazred

it guarantees they are a DLC'er and not to be trusted. I also heard that PNC got its ideals from the Necronomicon.

[brentspeak]

31. Yellow Rubber Duckie (n/t)

[FightinNewDem]

33. Tom Servo

[IChing]

35. Tom Servo was created by Ming to serve on our prison ships

Although he could serve in the new cabinet, but wait

he does look a little like Rumsfield who was also created by Ming for his surrogate cabinet.

[Awsi Dooger]

36. Jay-Jay

He's got the built-in advantage of flying from one primary state to another whenever he wants