Have you heard this one???

[renie408]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying, "Yesterday 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims, "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching
as
the president sits, head in hands.

Finally the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[MaineDem]

1. What's sad is it's so plausible (nt)

[AirmensMom]

2. Only about a dozen times.

:-)

[renie408]

4. Sorry

Hey, have you ever heard of the word "rhetorical"??

[RebelOne]

6. Just like the Roe vs. Wade joke. It just keeps coming back. n/t

[petronius]

8. What's the roe vs. wade joke? I haven't heard that one.... (j/k - n/t)

[truth2power]

9. What's Bush's position on Roe versus Wade?

He doesn't care how people get out of NO. :silly:

[sandnsea]

3. Thank you Renie

I read that yesterday and I didn't get it. But with your spelling of "brazillion"...

:rofl:

[Lilyhoney]

5. LOL

That is great.

[MaineDem]

7. This was the first time I had seen this one

Thanks.

[Lindacooks]

10. I LOVE that joke!!

Haven't laughed so hard in days. THANK YOU.