Paris Hilton to the Rescue

[Mich Otter]

We are all saved. We won't have to spend billions of taxpayer dollars to rebuild after the hurricane damage after all.
It seems George W Bush was right on when he said how much we would all benefit from giving tax breaks to the wealthiest Americans. George reasoned that the wealthy were the people who would create jobs for the rest of us.
Now we can look forward to the likes of Paris Hilton and all her really rich friends chipping in to take care of the mess Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and Texas are in.
The rest of us can just sit back and watch how well and how speedily this all happens. So, just sit back and watch, but don't hold your breath.