Did anyone find the FEMA chart they just showed on The Daily Show?

[Up2Late]

We have got to get a copy of that before they take it down.

It's a circle of arrows that start with Disaster and end with Disaster!

Jon was rather rough on Brownie!

[fearnobush]

1. Hah HA, A Must for Greatest Page

<>

<http://www.fema.gov/about/what.shtm>

[Up2Late]

4. Excellent! What page did you find it on?

We gotta have links to full appreciate the stupidity.

[fearnobush]

6. FEMA's web site!

<http://www.fema.gov/about/what.shtm>

[Up2Late]

7. Check out this from the Stupid Questions page...

<http://www.fema.gov/rrr/dafaq.shtm> Does someone actually think anyone is going to ask this question?

I recently received a FEMA Expedited Assistance check/electronic funds transfer in the amount of $2000. I do not believe the damages I sustained warranted a $2000 award. How can I return the unused portion? NEW

You received Expedited Assistance because your home is located in an area heavily damaged by the recent disaster. The $2000 should be used to address your disaster-related needs.

If you believe the funds were sent to you in error, or you would like to return any unused portion of the award, please send your personal check or money order to:

FEMA LOCKBOX - (Bank Processing Center)
BANK OF AMERICA
PO BOX 198355
ATLANTA GEORGIA 30384 – 8355

If returning the actual Treasury check, send to:
Department of Treasury
P.O. Box 149058
Austin, TX 78741-9058

[populistdriven]

5. backup for when the morans pull it

[Contrary1]

11. In their own words...

"And at every stage of this cycle you see FEMA..." :rofl:

(Order may vary depending on how your state voted.)

[Up2Late]

17. The thing I notice about this graphic is, it appears to be a perpetually

tightening spiral, sort of like something going down the drain.

[rosesaylavee]

12. I didn't see the show last night - please tell me that the

diagram is Jon's and not FEMA's? I went to the website for FEMA and didn't see it. Not sure if it was removed?

[babylonsister]

13. That IS on the FEMA site; sad, isn't it?

Here's the link:
http://www.fema.gov/about/what.shtm

[Up2Late]

18. Replay at 8:00pm EDT/7:00pm CT

And lately, they have been replaying the previous nights show at 11:30pm, right after the new show.

Don't miss it, it was a good one.

[TheDebbieDee]

2. I saw that! It was hysterical!!!!!!!!!!

[MessiahRp]

3. Saved.

LOL this administration is full of know nothing idiots. :)

Rp

[AtomicKitten]

8. That's Drownie to you!

[populistdriven]

9. FEMA => DISASTER => FEMA

i bet brown gets stuck shampooing his hair until the bottle is dry too

[Up2Late]

10. Look at this, the No FEAR Act! What the hell does this even mean?

http://www.dhs.gov/dhspublic/interapp/editorial/editorial_0478.xml

Homeland Security No FEAR Act Reporting

On May 15, 2002, President Bush signed into law the Notification and Federal Employee Antidiscrimination and Retaliation (NoFEAR) Act, (PDF, 11 pages - 52 KB) which is intended to increase federal agency accountability for acts of discrimination or reprisal against employees for whistle blowing filing complaints of discrimination. The NoFEAR Act became effective on October 1, 2003.

Pursuant to Title III of the NoFEAR Act, federal agencies are required to post quarterly on their public Web sites certain summary statistical data relating to equal employment opportunity complaints filed against the respective agencies. In compliance with this provision of the NoFEAR Act, the Department of Homeland Security will post cumulative statistical data for equal employment opportunity complaints for the entire department. Individual DHS agencies have been instructed to post on their own respective public web sites statistical data for equal employment opportunity complaints that originate in their agencies. A link to data posted by individual Department agencies is provided below. Statistical data for complaints that originate at Homeland Security headquarters is also posted separately. This data will be updated on a quarterly basis.

For further information, please contact the Director, Equal Employment Opportunity Programs, Office for Civil Rights and Civil Liberties.

Department of Homeland Security Statistical Data for Equal Employment Opportunity Complaints

No FEAR Act Data, Adobe (r) PDF format (PDF, 8 pages - 61 KB)
No FEAR Act Data, Microsoft Excel(r) Format (XLS, 38 KB)

Statistical Data for Equal Employment Opportunity Complaints for Individual Homeland Security Agencies

>>Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)...

[Gronk Groks]

14. Love it !!!

May have to get cable just to watch Jon Stewart...

[progressoid]

15. Sadly, it's about the only thing I watch on cable

the other 74 channels are crap.

[Gronk Groks]

16. That's why I don't have cable now...

...paying $30 a month to zone out in front of the boob tube is just not worth it. I prefer intellectual stimulation, which is why I'm here.

[progressoid]

19. A lot of the good stuff on TDS you can watch on their website anyway!