The Picture The Neocons Don't Want You To See: TOP SECRET

[CrackpotAmerica]

Taken yesterday at a Delay Press Conference, this photograph was blocked from the MSM to avoid revealing the true master of the agenda!

I have obtained the confiscated media card and will post more soon.

CA: OUT

[adarling]

just peed a little

that is funnnnnnyyyyy!!!!!!! hahaha

[CrackpotAmerica]

37. Of all the compliments i could get:

Yours tops them all!

Thanks!

[mattclearing]

1. Are you supposed to be Ryan Seacrest or something? n/t

[CrackpotAmerica]

5. What do you mean? NT

[mattclearing]

8. CA: Out. n/t

[CrackpotAmerica]

10. Oh, Wait, I get it now!

Duh!

:crazy:

[ET Awful]

2. That yellow bastard is at it again.

It wasn't enough that he offed Nicole and tried to pin the blame on OJ, now he's after politicians too.

[tompayne1]

3. you have done well

young grasshopper. your name shall be raised high for all to see.

[Theres-a]

4. Nice!

:rofl:

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

6. It took me a minute ....

very good!

[InternalDialogue]

7. BWAH!

:rofl:

Frog march, pigeon walk -- it's all the same!

[BobBoudelangFan69]

9. Code Pink. All Agents Report In. Breach In Levy

Wink Wink Nod Nod

[MADem]

11. CONNECT THE DOTS, PEOPLE!!!!!!!

[ronnykmarshall]

34. It's gets worse!

[TroglodyteScholar]

48. Wow...he gets around quite a bit, doesn't he...

[CrackpotAmerica]

49. Even Der Faterland Knew of Bert's Fury

[gratuitous]

12. God damn, but Bert is evil

But untouchable.

[Wickerman]

13. This is Hugh!!!1!!1

:rofl:

[YOY]

14. GET OUT!!! YOUR LIFE IS IN DANGER!!! YOU KNOW TO MUCH!!!

You have stumbled upon the ultimate conspiracy and must flee for your life! Drastic measures must be taken to ensure your survival at all costs!

Change your name and use letters not in the Alphabet! Avoid urban centers with seed-based street names!

Stay away from large flightless birds with imaginary friends!

Avoid small metal trash containers housing possible indigent assassins.

If approached by an individual covered in blue, red, or green fur take evasive measures!

Most importantly try not to stand out! If you do and hear the beginnings of a song "One of these things is not like the others..." RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

Some of us have agents on the inside. If captured know that "Gordon" is one of us. Do not blow his cover! We had a tragedy a few years ago when we lost covert agent "Hooper".

[CrackpotAmerica]

16. I have moved to an undisclosed location until:

I finish compiling the evidence:

Dammitt, the people need to know!

[YOY]

23. Beware the one named 'Grover'

He, by some accounts, has been imbued with some genetic altering allowing him the power of telekinetic flight and super strength. His "slow-to-the-take" appearance is nothing but a facade to fool his victims before the take-down.




I have just been updated from inside agent "Gordon" that inner circle agents have been vocal on retaliation of your discovery and have issued a death threat toward your person!!! Beware the small red one. Do not tickle him at any cost!

[CrackpotAmerica]

26. ROFL!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[ronnykmarshall]

39. His evil has no limits!

[YOY]

40. Some might say that he IS pure evil incarnate

I mentioned the loss of clandestine Agent "Hooper." Here is more evidence. This photo was taken moments before his recorded death.

[tridim]

15. Bert, you're shouting again Bert..

"Yes Mr. President, I'm going to take my rubber duckie and shove it right up the Hammer's ass. Consider it done Mr. President."

[CrackpotAmerica]

18. At Last, My Years of Art Education Pay Off! NT

[Richardo]

17. Now THAT'S a photoshop!

:rofl:

[CrackpotAmerica]

44. Thanks! I Love Photoshop..

Here's a comp I did for George A Romero:





The "Zombie Girl" is my wife!

[Zuni]

19. that is hilarious. nominated

:rofl:

good work

[Richardo]

21. I concur. Nominated.

:still laughing:

[CrackpotAmerica]

22. Thanks! Inform the Masses!

[MADem]

20. There are accomplices EVERYWHERE!!!

[calimary]

32. Aw MAN....

Spit tea all over my computer...


:rofl:

There they are, Larry, Moe, and Curly...

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

69. Marmots get a bad rap already, oh my.

[CrackpotAmerica]

81. IT's the Feb 2 Mandate that makes them soooo evil! NT

[NewWaveChick1981]

24. LMAO!!! It took me a second too...

...but Bert the Yellow Bastard is at it again. Talk about conspiracies!!! :applause:

[CrackpotAmerica]

25. I like your user name!

Im an old new waver too!

Thx for your compliment...

[NewWaveChick1981]

27. Love your user name too!

I started college in 1981 and really found my niche in New Wave...and that's just about all I listen to now!!! Glad to meetcha!

[CrackpotAmerica]

28. Likewise! NT

[XNASA]

29. All I see is Delay, Tim Russert, and a couple of other guys.

:shrug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

30. Look carefully in the background...

Bert is hanging out there...

[XNASA]

31. Actually........

I was making a joke at Russert's expense.

Don't you think he looks a little like Bert? I swear, everytime I see Russert on TV, I wonder where Ernie is.

[NewWaveChick1981]

33. LOL---Duh!

Sometimes it takes me a minute! :)

And YES, Tim Russert does look like Bert. All he needs is the topknot and darker, thicker eyebrows!!!

[Carni]

36. Russert is too fat to be Bert

He looks more like Miss Piggy

[Carni]

35. Oh geez I FINALLY GET IT!

I was sitting here thinking WTF am I missing here? LOL

[CrackpotAmerica]

38. Sometimes It's Hard To Escape The NeoConspiracy:

They have brainwashed us all...

There is no Bert There is no Bert
There is no Bert There is no Bert
There is no Bert There is no Bert
There is no Bert There is no Bert
There is no Bert There is no Bert
There is no Bert There is no Bert
There is no Bert There is no Bert
There is no Bert There is no Bert

Suddenly we believe it!

:lol:

[Sparkman]

43. Education begins a DU. This is hilarious, and sadly analogous to ?? n/t

[obreaslan]

41. It's all too true.....

[bunny planet]

42. Good one.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Maybe Bert and 'Bianca' are one and the same, has anyone ever seen them in the same room together.

[Pacifist Patriot]

45. I am so slow. I had to stare and stare at that picture. LOL!

Good one!

[BeHereNow]

46. You are SO bad.

Too funny.
BHN

[CrackpotAmerica]

47. Thx! NT

[BrklynLiberal]

50. That is the funniest and most subtle photoshop I have ever seen.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :applause: :applause: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[CrackpotAmerica]

51. IT'S REAL, I TELL YOU!

SIKE!

THANKS!

It's yet another work by an under employed Graphic Designer!

[BrklynLiberal]

52. I apologize for doubting its authenticity.

:P

With your talent, you should not be underemployed for long. Perhaps your own website to show off your work?

[CrackpotAmerica]

54. Thanks... Already Have a Website

www.designfromnowhere.com

I took my portfolio down for some revamping.... Replaced it with my writings for now!

:eyes:

[BrklynLiberal]

55. Cool!

Love it!!!

"Your Scotch Tape and bubble gum built empire is crumbling at its seams"

[CrackpotAmerica]

53. I Have Decoded Another Image From The Media Card

This one seems to be from some RNC Fundraiser. ..

[BrklynLiberal]

56. ROTFLMAO!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[CrackpotAmerica]

59. Be Careful! NT

[AspenRose]

57. OK now my son is looking at me really funny, I'm laughing so hard

I needed this laugh today! Thanks....

[CrackpotAmerica]

58. HA! I Needed to Laugh too! That's Why I Started Photoshopping Today

I am so glad that I made all of you laugh!

You are my second family...

:loveya:

[CrackpotAmerica]

60. Another Photo Has Been Decompiled: FRIGHTENING!

Enhanced 300%

[Zynx]

62. He really gets around.

[CrackpotAmerica]

63. HE MUST BE STOPPED! NT

[BrklynLiberal]

61. kick!!!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[npincus]

64. but where's Waldo?

[CrackpotAmerica]

65. Murdered in his sleep by CONTRAS!

:rofl:

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

66. Last ditch try to avoid rehab, on retreat with Ernest:

[CrackpotAmerica]

67. LOL! NT

[Ioo]

68. Ouch, I hurt myself

[CrackpotAmerica]

70. Shameless Self Kick Before Beddie Bye!

Thanks for laughing along with me!

I have been in an almost good mood since yesterday!


God bless my DU family...

:loveya:

[pro_blue_guy]

71. LOL

Oh Bert......

[CrackpotAmerica]

72. Thx! NT

[ladylibertee]

73. Looks scared to me.What Tom.No fake " Just another day at the

office" grin? Scared ass.

[CrackpotAmerica]

74. Look a little closer at the photo! NT

[ladylibertee]

75. Talk to me I don't see it.Is he tearful?

[CrackpotAmerica]

76. Look at the left of the photo...

The true culprit is there in the background. . .

[ladylibertee]

77. It's blurry.Who is it damn it! LOL

[CrackpotAmerica]

78. Can you find him in this one?

[ladylibertee]

80. I got it

[ladylibertee]

79. Well, nevermind as I was looking at it, I got it .Then to make sure

I checked the other postings.Ha Ha .I thought you were serious.

[Historic NY]

82. That sucker sure gets around, doesn't he........

:rofl: