Bush the Craftsman without a craft. He has little or no knowledge of TOOLS

[opihimoimoi]

The President has many tools in the Oval Office. These tools are used to craft the Nation to a desired Goal, usually of Stability and well being.

Bush has demonstrated his lack of skill in promoting, appointing, and in directing.

He is a parrot of many Masters who instruct him ...the many Masters are complicating things no end and Bush...in the confusion, forgets to sharpen his tools.... much less learn how to use them effectively...

His overuse of our Military is a prime example. Then he asks the military to do things nearly impossible...make Peace by killing them.

His appointments were dismal IE Brown.

Like a young child with his first set of toy carpenter tools, he mismeasures, and cuts the wood crooked. Such is this Bush Crafter...that of a National Disaster....

[Cronus Protagonist]

1. If he's a craftsman, I'm an astronaut

Sorry, but he's too dumb to even think that he could "craft" anything.

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[KnaveRupe]

2. What are you talking about?

His administration is FULL of tools!

[formercia]

3. I cut it three times and it's still too short

[opihimoimoi]

4. Perfect........The perfect Storm for the Perfect Prez proved to be the

Perfect Fuck up....

[Missy M]

5. bush is no craftsman because if you give a craftsman tools they...

can create a masterpiece but if you are NOT a craftsman all the tools in the world won't help.

[formercia]

7. Anybody can buy paint.

[opihimoimoi]

11. Yup, I agree, da man had the bes tools only to let them rust.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Bush IS a tool.

[opihimoimoi]

12. The FOOL with a TOOL? or, the Fool of a TOOL...?

[proud patriot]

20. darnit, I was going to say that

:think:

[3days]

8. Not True

He's been spotted using tools for the fist time.


This is a truly astounding discovery," said Thomas Breuer of the Wildlife Conservation Society. "Tool usage in wild apes provides us with valuable insights into the evolution of our own species and the abilities of other species. Seeing it for the first time in gorillas is important on many different levels."

[opihimoimoi]

13. Bush is down to the Gorilla level??? I could go with science

[Vickers]

9. I know you are drawing an analogy, but I actually saw a picture of Idiot

Boy using some power tool (a drill I think?) at a factory for some photo op, and his fucking TIE was hanging down.

What a doofus.I was hoping an OSHA person was around to call him on it.

[opihimoimoi]

14. They gave him a tiny chainsaw to use a few years ago...he fucked it up.

His handlers soon realized its too serious of a tool and replaced it with a machette...a step up from stone tools.

[Vickers]

16. Yeah, I heard one time he was cutting a log in half, DOWNHILL of the log

:rofl:

What a numbnuts!

[opihimoimoi]

17. If he was stranded in the woods, like in LOST, the other guys would have

to pamper him, cook for him, and tend to his scratches/nicks.

[sinkingfeeling]

10. Bush can't use the simpliest of tools...where's that picture of the

man, hard at work, coordinating the Rita relief, with the telephone up-side down?

[opihimoimoi]

15. LOL, I wanna see that too....

[Lisa]

18. he needs the Secret Service to protect him from industrial accidents

I swear I'm not making this up. He shows up to cut brush with inadequate safety gear (plastic earplugs instead of proper ear protectors, and aviator shades and a cowboy hat instead of the hardhat and faceshield recommended by his own Forest Service safety manuals).

No wonder his bodyguards are kept busy, making sure falling branches don't hit him. (I showed this piece to a forest ranger who actually used to like Bush, and now she thinks he's irresponsible and not to be trusted ... wouldn't have him on her crew!)

"Out here, Secret Service agents trained to take the bullet for the president ensure falling trees do not strike him. Some watch the perimeter around Bush, while those closest to him guide cedar away from his head."

http://www.sptimes.com/2002/08/11/Worldandnation/Working_on_range__hel.shtml

[opihimoimoi]

19. OMG, Its confirmed by another source.... OMG...the man is a dufus

How in the World can this Travesty of Common Sense end up like this... the false cowboy, the Wannabe, the Fraud, The Pretender, the wanna be jock.....still stuck on cheerleading level....????