DeLAY, FRIST TO WED

[underpants]

http://www.borowitzreport.com/default.asp

Holding hands on the steps of the Capitol, Sen. Frist and Rep. DeLay denied that there were any ulterior motives for their stunning decision to wed.

“Let our critics say what they want,” Rep. DeLay said. “Bill and I have never been more in love.”

Rep. DeLay, seemingly fighting back tears, concurred: “We refuse to be attacked by those who won’t accept our love.”

The two men said they would go on a brief honeymoon to Hawaii and then would start working on legislation that would classify them as an endangered species.

[gratuitous]

1. You know, I had a feeling about those two

Mazel tov!

[Ksec]

2. Well, God bless their little hearts. nt

[swimmernsecretsea]

3. Where are they registered?

Office Depot for a selection of paper shredders?

[underpants]

4. Try here

http://www.justformen.com/

[rhett o rick]

5. There is a method to their madness. They don't want to be single

when they get to the Big House.

[bumblebee1]

6. Isn't there a law against it?

Just thought that a prick wasn't supposed to touch an asshole in Tennessee and Texas.