Tom Brokenjaw is hosting the debate - here are his questions!

[Zomby Woof]

We should expect these questions from General Electric's own White House whore:

"Does it matter if no WMD's were found? After all, Bush The Almighty captured Saddam!"

"Bush said the economy is doing great, and you damn Democrats would stop the recovery in its tracks. Since this was reported on MSNBC, how are you going to run against what is obviously thr holy truth?"

"Why are any of you running? Give up now!"


Post your Tom Brokenjaw questions!

[creativelcro]

1. Did you really use Botox ?

It's not a permanent solution... Are you sure it's cost-effective?

[Zomby Woof]

22. much more cost-effective than say...

Pissing away 40 million dollars and frontrunner status. :-)

Please offer evidence of the botox charges, which are conjecture, not fact.

[XanaDUer]

53. BWA HA HA HA!

Guess that big old bat of Dean's has been deflated.

Maybe Dean can write himself a Viagra prescription? :shrug:

[cthrumatrix]

2. Mr Kerry ..since Gen Elec. has endorsed you... you now get a discount

on your appliances...can we ship white or black? lol

[Zomby Woof]

23. Well, AOL/TW gave Dean money

I wonder if CNN had hosted this debate they would extend some courtesy to the underdog Dean?

[eileen_d]

3. Ah, some levity!

"Which states do you expect to lose in the upcoming primaries, and why?"

"What's the nastiest thing you can think of to say about the gentleman to your left?"

[spooky3]

21. LOL! Did someone leak you the qs in advance? :-)

[spooky3]

39. These Qs will be tailored to each candidate to get to the issues

1) What kind of parents would leave their children all alone in another state, such as when Mrs. Dean and you did that interview with my friend Diane?

2) Rev. Sharpton, as we approach the primaries in South Carolina, I must ask: who is more overrated--Kelly Clarkson or Clay Aiken?

3) Sen. Edwards, how can voters take you seriously when you lack the vast Senate experience of Mr. Kerry? And a follow up if you please--don't you think you are just a little too cute to be President?

4) Sen. Kerry, how can voters take you seriously when you have been in Washington so long you are part of the problem? And don't you think your face is just a touch too long to be President?

5) Rep. Kucinich, where were you when the Cuyahoga caught fire?

6) Gen. Clark, how can you relate to the struggling families of America, when you can sell your sweaters on eBay for thousands of dollars?

7) Sen. Lieberman, do you think the traffic on the Beltway is worse than the traffic in the New York suburbs?

Of course, all of the questions will be prefaced by a 15 minute explanation of their "context."

[eileen_d]

42. Good ones!

Esp. Kerry and Edwards - I would love to have both of those in a row. Show how moronic the media really is

[quinnox]

4. I am not too happy with Brokaw hosting

I remember the last debate he did, it sucked. But even Brokaw is better than Fox news! Those debates were the worst. All right wing questions, designed to make the candidates look like ultra-left fruitcakes.

If I was advising the Dem chairman, next time they have a primary season in 2008, no more Fox news debates! Reject those suckers invitations.

[Bill McBlueState]

5. time and channel?

Too lazy to find out for myself...

[Zomby Woof]

11. 4 Pacific, 5 Mountain, 6 Central, 7 Eastern on MSNBC

nt

[dweller]

14. streaming online somewhere?

please post if so, thanks
dp

[Zomby Woof]

26. I have no idea

But surely msnbc.com would be the most likely source, so check 'em out! :-)

[Lex]

6. Okay here's mine. . .

Brokaw: I have one question to ask all you candidates--

"Why do you hate America so much?"

That'll probably be the first question.

[ibegurpard]

7. Oh, oh, oh! I have one...

Congressman Kucinich, considering that your campaign has your absolutely pure opposition to the Iraq War as its centerpiece, why did you throw your support to John Edwards in Iowa? After all, he not only voted for the IWR, he said it was the right thing to do.

[no name no slogan]

13. Ha ha

"Doctor Dean, how is it possible you've pissed through $40 MILLLION in campaign funds already and incurred $3 Mil in debt, but have yet to get over 20% of the vote in any one state?"

[BootinUp]

17. Psst: I believe he actually 26% in NH

[Zomby Woof]

20. Trippi is livin' large!

All that college student allowance money from mom and dad, pissed away.

[Zomby Woof]

18. DK answered that already

He openly admitted to disagreeing with Edwards on that issue. He still disagrees with Edwards on that issue. DK was completely open and honest with why he did what he did. But what he did was NOT "throw support to Edwards". How come you never phrase it as Edwards throwing his support to DK? After all, it was a swap of some voters. I have never once seen a Dean supporter post that Edwards sold out with the DK swap. The target is always DK, which is verrrry curious. Truth is, neither sold out. They both stand by their original platforms. Now if Dean would just open his records from Vermont, I'd cut him some slack... It seems Dennis is open about his motives, while Dean, whose fiscal responsibility has caused his bat to turn into a toothpick, is not.

Dean hired a Washington insider to run his campaign, which irrefutably destroys his credibility, which wasn't much to destroy, I'll grant.

[ibegurpard]

50. Just thought of another one:

Congressman Kucinich, since you are pretty much basing your campaign on being the only true liberal in the race, how do you explain your sudden reversal on the issue of reproductive choice, considering your career-long record on this issue?

[eileen_d]

51. That would be easy for Kucinich to answer

because he has, many times. And his answers actually make sense. Read his book.

You've done an excellent job of slanting the question like a real media whore, BTW.

[Qutzupalotl]

8. Have any of you read my book?

You liked it, didn't you?

[BootinUp]

9. To Kerry: Is it true that you are more libral than Teddy Kennedy?

[digno dave]

10. General

Now, General, a lot of people say you aren't a real Democrat. How do you answer to these people? :spank:

[eileen_d]

12. Brokaw: "Would you rather f**k me, or Stone Phillips?"

I'm evil. :spank:

[Lex]

16. Haw haw!! Beverage alert!

Good one!!

[Zomby Woof]

34. Evil, but funny as all hell!

:D

[windansea]

15. about that Deli bill Dr Dean??? n/t

[Zomby Woof]

19. he probably thought Hamm would pay a deli bill!

:o

[windansea]

36. follow up....3500 pizza's??

pepperoni or sausage?

[elsiesummers]

24. To John Edwards

Senator, this is a two part question. According to President Bush both he and Tony Blair use the same brand of toothpaste.

It has been rumored that you use Breck Shampoo. Is this true? And if so, if Tony Blair also uses Breck Shampoo, do you think this will help you further the special relationship that we have with the United Kingdom?

[Zomby Woof]

25. very odd

The Breck/Edwards joke first surfaced on Limbaugh's site. I'm just sayin'...

[elsiesummers]

40. I'm a big Edwards fan

But I saw this as Brokaw trying to trivialize each candidate - a joke, you know.

Have never been to Limbaugh's site - but apparently Mark Racicot started this crap.

[Zomby Woof]

41. ok

I only knew this because some people with strong stomachs post what goes on with RW sites on DU. You are right - Brokaw would ask a trivial question along these lines.

Thanks for setting the record straight.

[elsiesummers]

46. I first read

Marc Racicot's remark in the NY times. Scary.

Don't know who decided the toothpaste nonsense was news worthy - but I bet Brokaw reported it.

[Zomby Woof]

47. it must be lousy toothpaste

I mean, have you seen Bush's ugly teeth? Johnnie Walker must kill them.

[eissa]

27. Now on to the serious part of the debate

Who do you think will be the next "Band Reunited" on VH1?

Do you think Kobe/Michael/Scott is guilty?

Who do you prefer, Britney or Christina?

[Zomby Woof]

28. what is sad...

...is that those questions probably WILL be asked!

This was supposed to be a parody thread! ;-)

[eileen_d]

33. I now have a name for my firstborn son:

"Kobe Michael Scott"

(Don't worry... I'm too evil to reproduce)

[eileen_d]

29. Brokaw: "Your constituents on Democrat (sic) Underground..."

"... are all tearing each other apart, saying that Dean's unelectable, Kerry's unelectable, Clark's unelectable, Edwards is unelectable, Kucinich is unelectable, Sharpton is unelectable... Senator Lieberman, your thoughts on this?"

[Mobius]

30. My questions

1. Which one of you bastards shagged my wife?
2. Did she say anything about me?
3. Do you really think you can win an election from a great President like Bush?(sorry I needed a vomit break after typing that question):puke:
4. You are evil, please tell us why?

[in_cog_ni_to]

31. It's been said

that Bush is still showing a favorable rating in the polls, the economy is good, the sheeple adore him, his brother still runs Florida, we own the media, we own the House of Representatives, we own the Senate, we own the Supreme Court and the fix is in on the Electronic Voting Machine. WHY are you wasting all of this money on these campaigns when WE already know you will lose? Why are you being so frivolous with these millions of dollars that WE repukes could have given to Halliburton?

[cybildisobedience]

54. that is the ultimate question --

And the only one that will probably get no attention during this entire campaign.

[mouse7]

32. Brokaw: Who is you favorite character on "Friends?"

"Describe what 'Friends' means to you?"

"What will you do to get the stars of 'Friends' to agree to tape more seasons?"

[stopbush]

35. "I've got a lot of questions tonight to ask all of you, and since I feel

that I'm the most important person on this stage, I've decided that rather than asking my usual 2 minute framing-the-response questions and giving you a full minute to respond, I'll be asking 2-minute-and-45-second questions and giving you all of 15 seconds to respond. And please, avoid the sound bites."

[Zomby Woof]

38. beautiful!

"most important person on the stage"... "framing-the-response questions"... "15 seconds to respond"...

Oh, sad but true.

[isbister]

37. Is a blue tie or a red tie

more patriotic... which color tie says you love America more?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

43. Nice shirt you're wearing. Do they make it in your size?

[spooky3]

45. LOL! Is Steven Cojocaru going to be on the panel?

[TexasPatriot]

44. i complained about this last time, but

i think they need a followup type question for Gen Clark in the same vein as the Moore question

"General Clark, one of those to endorse you, Madonna, went on national television and kissed Britney Spears full on the mouth - with tongue. Why havent you or your campaign attempted to distance yourself from such a vile anti-american family values display"

[tritsofme]

48. He can't be as bad as Brit Hume...

But a question I envision is:

Have each of you written your concession speeches for November when our great and fearless Leader in times of War and peace trounces you in a landslide?

[spooky3]

49. LOL!

[Iverson]

52. leadership quotient

Gentlemen, each of you may consider yourselves more or less electachoosable, but how can you close the leadership quotient gap with President Bush (tm) when polls show that the American people are giving him such favorable divisors? Won't you always end up with a smaller one than the Republican (tm) incumbent? Leadership quotient, I mean.