"Alive" Chimpanzee — So Real, It's Unreal! Hollywood "F/X" animatronics.

[Buck Turgidson]

I barely know what to say, but this is a product offered by Sharper Image. Could this possibly explain some of the emmanations from the current administration?

• Amazing "Alive" Chimpanzee is a fully animated, life-size bust of the real animal.
  
• "Alive" Chimpanzee can see, hear and feel in ways that allow him to interact intelligently with you, your family, your guests...and with baffled strangers.
  
• Soulful eyes track movements using infrared "radar" vision; his ears have stereoscopic sound sensors; his skin reacts to contact with touch sensors all around.
  
• Four distinctive emotional moods include "Curious," "Happy," "Fearful" and "Feisty."
  
• Override his "natural" autonomous mode by using the wireless controller to communicate specific commands as far as 30 feet away.
  

http://www.sharperimage.com/us/en/catalog/product/sku__WW258

[Ladyhawk]

1. I bet our president is just a scaled-up version of this. n/t

[Straight Shooter]

2. It doesn't look real (genuine) to me.

But it does have more resemblance to a humanoid than bush.

[sakabatou]

3. You know

I bet someone will take this thing apart, and put on a "Bush skin" on it and a new audio.

[0007]

4. Condi will take the teeth!