At what point does Cheney's foot fall off, his skin crack and peel, his

[LeftNYC]

heart stop and from this carcass shell, an alien with horns, tail, forked tongue and pitchfork is revealed. The creature does little but hiss and spit green goo.

How is he still pushing Iraq-Al Qaeda ties?

[leftstreet]

1. Not until they've finished plundering Earth's resources. Then they leave

Going back to their original planet, I guess.

They're after our "natural" and "human" resources.
However long we last.

[LeftNYC]

2. "To Serve Man"

Its a cookbook!...

[Homey]

4. Its a cookbook!...

LOL...now that was a classic on outerlimits!

[LeftNYC]

11. Twilight Zone...nt

[newyawker99]

12. Hi Homey!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Ready4Change]

3. "Cheney has been healed! It's a miracle!" proclaim freepers.

America: "Um, he just ate Detroit?"
Freepers: "Hurray! His appetite has returned! Rejoice!"

[catmother]

5. thanks. i needed a good laugh. nt

[Jeffersons Ghost]

6. kick

kick, kick...

[ret5hd]

7. kickity kick

[renie408]

8. Actually, Dick Cheney has been dead for the past four years.

They replaced him with a Stepford version. All these reports of Dr's visits are ruses to disguise his reprogramming. Apparently they keep forgetting to remove the "connect Al Qaeda to Iraq" program.

[Generator]

9. I put NADA past the military-industrial complex

Plus, I've watched ALIAS religiously for four years. I'm practically a believer in your theory..and it made me laugh.

[DemBones DemBones]

10. Did you see The Daily Show the other night when they did the bit

about Cheney being allergic to dissent? If not, I'll describe it.