Just to be fair with Bush

[clydefrand]

I've been giving some thought to just what all Bush has done that is right (correct, moral, legal, etc.) I have listed below everything I can think of that fits this bill. Please add any other things you can think of that has gone right for the f---er:
1.

[Redstone]

1. And there's also, um, well....never mind.

Redstone

[Avalux]

2. 2.

*crickets chirping*

[MadMaddie]

3. Ha...ha...you miscounted...

that list should start with -0
:rofl:

[plusfiftyfive]

4. He put his dad and Clinton in charge

of Tsunami relief. And asked them to help out on Katrina, too.

That's all I can think of.

[XemaSab]

6. It only serves to highlight the gross incompetance of the man

Actually putting someone qualified in a job they're good at.

For once.

[liberal N proud]

5. Why even try to be fair with bu$h any longer

Has he been fair with the American people? or the world?

[Doctor_J]

7. He's taken alot of vacation

just think, if he'd "worked" every day, he could've done even MORE damage.

[dajoki]

20. good point n/t

[InvisibleTouch]

8. The silence is deafening. n/t

[mikeanike]

9. the scary thing is...

In terms of what he has gotten that he wants he's done pretty well for himself.... I guess when you have a congress that sucks your teats it can't be taht hard though!

[MadisonProgressive]

10. There must be something...... chirp...chirp...chirp

[Hippo_Tron]

12. That's an awesome picture in your sig

OH YEA!

[MadisonProgressive]

19. As usual, I stole it from another DU'er!!

[acmejack]

11. What would possibly motivate you to be fair to him in the first place?

You are a better man than I Gunga Din!

To your credit I believe you folks have done meticulous research and thoroughly compiled the pResidents accomplishments, both large and small. The list certainly appears complete!

[GeorgeGist]

13. I want no proof but I'm pretty sure that Bush...

takes a correct, moral, legal etc. dump about once a day.

[radfringe]

14. I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW

ohhh ohh ohhh me me me -- I got one!!!

he saved a small carpet store from going out of business with a standing order for 3 new rugs to be delivered each week -- you see bush needed a place to hide all the secrets and incriminating documents

[Arkham House]

15. OK--to be fair, as far as we know--

--he hasn't practiced cannibalism in the White House...

[Doctor_J]

22. Or had sex...

oh, wait. That would have made him impeachable. that would have been a good thing.

[Catchawave]

16. Very good talking point !

I use this a lot on my conservative friends who think the media's been too hard on him (most recently, Katrina tapes, UAE port sale, snubbing the Taj Mahjal...). And nobody can think of a thing!

However, the usual tarty reply has been "he's keeping Amerika safe" :banghead:

[TexasLawyer]

17. He has

slept, eaten, breathed, brushed his teeth, gotten haircuts and listened to his IPOD.

Beyond that I am drawing a blank.

[dajoki]

21. I highly doubt...

he knows how to use an IPOD.

[BlueStateBlue]

18. He picked out a cute dog - gotta love Barney!

That's about it. (Poor Barney)

[Doctor_J]

23. He hasn't shot anyone in the face

that duty was handled by the VP.

[DrGonzoLives]

He hasn't bombed Australia

Yet.

[AllegroRondo]

24. Well, there was the "do not call" list thingy.

although he didnt come up with it himself, he did sign the bill.