NEW CHEMICAL DISCOVERED

[Lilith Velkor]

The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of
a new chemical element. A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element has been named *Governmentium*. Governmentium (Gv) has one
neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would
normally take less than a second to take over four days to complete.

Governmentium does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in
which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange
places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time,
since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration!

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium** **- an
element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium**,** since it
has half as many peons**,*** but twice as many morons.

DANGER, WARNING
When *Governmentium combines with the already toxic element Corporatium
it becomes completely deadly to human and animal life.
A recent example is in New Orleans where most of the thousands of deaths are directly linked to this combined element (which some are simply calling Mussolinium or Halliburtinum).

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[rzemanfl]

1. This was called "Bushcronyium" a week or two ago. n/t

[Bozita]

12. This one?

NEW ELEMENT DISCOVERED

The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues offer proof of the existence of a new chemical element. A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element has been named *Bushcronium*. Bushcronium (Bs) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Bushcronium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Bushcronium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take over four days to complete.

Bushcronium does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Bushcronium's mass will actually increase over time,since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration!

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium becomes Administratium** **- an element which radiates just as much energy as Bushcronium**,** since it has half as many peons**,*** but twice as many morons.

DANGER, WARNING:

When *Bushcronium combines with the already toxic element Corporatium, it becomes completely deadly to human and animal life. A recent example is in New Orleans where most of the thousands of deaths are directly linked to this combined element (which some are simply calling Mussolinium or Halliburtinum).

[The Magistrate]

2. Thank You For The Laugh, Ma'am!

That is simply beautiful, and true enough to hurt....

[fed-up]

3. k&R lol I needed that! n/t

[lady lib]

4. Kickety kick!

:)

[raccoon]

5. Thanks for posting this. I love it! nt

[Lilith Velkor]

6. Kick for those who haven't seen this yet, and could use the laugh

Good weekend, y'all

[MadMaddie]

7. This is great!! Thanks for sharing!!

[MissMarple]

8. You got me with that one.

:rofl:

[bnr65432]

9. It probobly has a lot of bosons as well

[Lilith Velkor]

10. That's from the Corporatium interaction

Makes it so much...denser.

[opihimoimoi]

11. R'd(I tried) and K'd

:kick:

[Lilith Velkor]

13. Thanks, opihimoimoi

:hi: