Photos: Gotta go for a Sunday BIKE ride, gotta make some CRISP decisions

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

President Bush, right, looks towards photographers as he suits up to go bicycling at the Patuxent Wildlife Research Refuge in Beltsville, Md. Sunday, March 12, 2006. To the left of Bush is Bill Woods, a businessman from Bethesda, Md. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

[babylonsister]

1. For some reason, the word 'nimrod' comes to mind. nt

[jimshoes]

2. How cute,

they have matching shirts and shorts.

[wake.up.america]

4. Most useless individual on the planet. A parasite.

[hlthe2b]

3. 2 Questions....?

1, Why is he wearing a skirt? :rofl:

2. What the hell is on his feet?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

6. I almost put something about the feet in my subject line...

...but decided to leave to joy of discovery to you folks...

My guess is "Presidential Pink And Blue Bike Booties."

Probably made by the same company that sends him all of those Members Only jackets with his name embroidered on them and the presidential seal...

:evilgrin:

[Botany]

5. Why is his mouth open?

Man what is he, the slack jawed yokel?

What an embarrassment. When I worked at a nursery we called people who walked around with
their mouths open "bug catchers or b. c. labor."

[Richard D]

13. Do you even have to ask?

>Man what is he, the slack jawed yokel?

Do you even have to ask?

[A Brand New World]

7. OMG - - what a dork!!! I can't even imagine going out in public

looking like that - let alone the supposed "leader of the free world". He seriously needs to be locked up in a cage.

[Jade Fox]

8. Why is the POTUS wearing a skirt and pink booties?

Poor George better hope this picture isn't seen by those folks who think he's the Marlboro Man.

[BlueManDude]

20. Dude looks like a lady!!!

pink freakin' booties!!!

[MaineDem]

22. Now I have that song in my head

:D

[BlueManDude]

23. me too and i hate aerosmith

[MaineDem]

26. I have this thing for Joe Perry

An old lady crush. :)

[PDittie]

9. Note the Secret Service agent in the first photo

blending into the background, in his suit and tie. And the senior gentleman exposing his belly.

And the pink socks.

Could these actually be some Fellini outtakes?

[Clark2008]

10. Who picks out this idiot's clothes?

This outfit is nearly as awful as the Truman Capotesque one with the cowboy hat, black coat, gray pants and brown boots.

:puke:

[Sydnie]

11. A couple of things stand out here

First of all, what's up with the open mouth stuff? He looks totally lost, like a kid who's mom has gone to the next aisle in the store and didn't make sure that he followed.

Secondly, the SS in the suit don't stand out at all. No, not at all. ;)

Third, what's up with that sign in the back left?

Fourth, what is that guy strapping on behind him and why is he doing it in the frame of this photo-op?

Fifth, "Wildlife Research Refuge" seems like an oxymoron to me.

Sixth, why does this moran always feel the need to wave to the press? Does he think they don't see him and he wants to make sure they do? I just don't get it. I can't remember seeing any President wave to the press as much as this monkey does.

[Jade Fox]

12. The waving thing he stole from Reagan...

who understood that his job was to appear to be a sort of jovial uncle to Americans, while his henchmen sold weapons to Iran to fund their secret wars in Central America.

As with most things he's doing these days, Bush doesn't get that the Reagan stuff isn't working.

[Wrinkle_In_Time]

28. Other guy is strapping on a heart-rate monitor. n/t

[Vickers]

14. Why is he wearing a valet parking uniform?

:shrug:

[countingbluecars]

15. I wonder how much that business man

donates to rate being his biking buddy?

[donsu]

18. that's what I was wondering too. how much did he pay to ride with smirk

nt

[quaoar]

16. Why are the shoulders padded?

Is it to carry the enormous weight of his crimes?

[NV Whino]

17. Maybe he has one of those bite plate thingys

that boxers use. You know, so he doesn't sever his tongue when he falls.

Even the dorks I know can't achieve this level of dorkiness.

[Blaze Diem]

19. hmm...no..I think he's wearing Laura's high heals...

maybe just a 2 inch heal..nothing elaborate, just a basic "everyday,go with every outfit and for any occasion (like a bike ride), ..aren't those the pumps Laura wore for the Church-on-Sunday photo-op?

[MaineDem]

21. What's with the pink shoes???

Or is he standing in his stocking feet?

He looks ridiculous!

I'm so glad he's in charge. :puke:

[Blaze Diem]

24. Add that pic to "What Not To Wear" many TV viewers out there.

Maybe the Globe would print it..front page, in every supermarket line.

..embarrassment doesn't even describe this anymore..

[DoYouEverWonder]

25. Who the fuck is Bill Woods

and why is he exposing his stomach to us?

What a weird picture.

How come Laura never goes bike riding with W? Makes you wonder.

[greenbriar]

27. he sorta looks like prince charles

when he has his kilt on