Rush, if you're out there watching I want to take a minute to wish you

[TheCowsCameHome]

An agonizing, painful, miserable time rotting in HELL for all the harm you and your brain-dead cronies have done to this once great country.

[AndyA]

1. I second that emotion

You big fat wheezebag sack of shit! (Rush, not LastLaugh...)

[Deep13]

2. Hel-l-l-o-o my friends!

I cannot respond to your typical hate-filled liberal rant because I am trying to outrun the DTs. I cannot seem to manage it because I can't see my feet through my enormous gut. This whole withdrawal-induced hallucination could easily be cured with some oxycontin, but the victive, liberal prosecutor insists on treating me like a common dupe-head.

[gizmonic]

4. Rush can't hear you

over the din of oxycontin falling out of his fat-folds and bouncing onto the floor.

HA-ha! :rofl:

[Atman]

3. Oh, and a bout of anal cysts, just for old-time sake.

[FoxNewsSucks]

5. Rush Limpballs, Steaming Pile of Crap

Bob and Tom (who have a great radio show) did an incredibly good parody of Rush reading his rehab diary. I don't think Limpballs liked it too well, though. Damn freedom of speech.