Whitehouse.org: Pierce Bush's Today Show stump speech on Dubai Ports Deal

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President Sends Heartfelt Thank You Letter to First Nephew Pierce Bush for His Mature and Articulate Public Support



http://www.whitehouse.org/

Mr. Pierce Bush
Delta Kappa Epsilon
403 Memorial Drive
Austin, Texas 78713

Dear Piercey,

Just wanted to drop you a quick line to let you know we caught your Today Show interview on Saturday. Nice work, kid! Your Aunt Pickles said it was just like peering through a time machine at me and your dad Neil when we were young: the stuttering drawl, the trustafarian self-assurance unburdened by actual insight or experience – not to mention the hangover beer breath we could practically smell through the television. You're a chip off the old block alright, P-Dawg!

I want to thank you for supporting me on my ports plan. I think it's great how you became a teen expert on the UAE when your dad took you along to watch him grovel at the feet of his billionaire Arab investors. As a Bush, you'll find that's the #1 skill we all must master before opening our own unprofitable businesses. (Well, that and insider trading and fraternizing with assassins, of course!)

I'm real proud of you, Pierce. You keep making informed, articulate public arguments in my defense, and maybe Poppy and I will give you a Savings & Loan to drive into the ground, too! We've always had a soft spot for you, son – ever since you were born. I told Neil that day he should name you "Pound" or "Bang" – but he insisted on the less-awesome "Pierce."

Anyway, thanks again and good luck at college. I'll see you kegside at the Kennebunkport July 4th rager!

Rock On,



P.S. – If you see your mom, tell that bitch that NSA says those "confidential" sessions with a certain Dr. Shapiro are in violation of the terms of the 2003 non-disclosure agreement.

P.P.S. – Also, STAY AWAY from campus military recruiters! You don't want to get talked into doing anything stupid!

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http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2006/031506.asp

[jasop]

1. What a Sorry Sack of Siberian Ship Dip!

How much more of an idiot can you be? Was that a real clip? That seriously disturbed me.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

2. Absolutely guaranteed...a real clip.

He was on the Sunday Today show last week. Crooks & Liars posted the clip and I posted it on DU. The satire site "Whitehouse.org" picked up on it. Neil Bush's Arab-money-drenched son speaking in favor of the ports deal...can't be beat.

:patriot:

[Divernan]

3. What a smug, arrogant little twerp, "ya know what I'm sayin'"

Like she should kiss his butt because he dragged his hungover butt out of bed early in the morning to do her show! By god, when he's governor or president they can just damn well tape these clips around 5 p.m. when he's in the middle of happy hour. I hadn't seen that clip before. Horrifying. Can you imagine the whole family together at gatherings? And all drinking heavily? What a nightmare.