Q: How many bushies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[gcole]

A: 9/11 changed everything.

[Kerrytravelers]

1. Gee, what a Sept 10 kind of question.

[quaoar]

2. Q: How many bushies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Asking that question hurts the morale of our troops.

[Stephanie]

6. Q: How many bushies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: The fact that we're even talking about this helps the enemy.

[varkam]

3. 9/11 + X...

Where x = whatever I say = Shut the fuck up.

[GOPBasher]

4. Terra! Freedom!

Welcome to DU, gcole! :hi:

[HawkerHurricane]

5. The light bulb isn't burned out.

Only the liberal media is saying that.
Why do you hate America?

[Burried News]

7. None. Lord Geebush is the power and the light.

[Drum]

8. A: It depends on how hard you throw them. nt

[Bozita]

9. perfect!

[NinetySix]

10. The answer is being guarded in a nuclear facility in Tehran...

...so there's only one way to find out.

[iconoclastic cat]

11. A: Exactly 6,000 years.

[iconoclastic cat]

12. A: The jury's still out on whether or not the lightbulb has turned.

[vanboggie]

13. None

Halliburton got the contract. (Oh wait!)

[awoke_in_2003]

14. The reports that the

light is burned out are exaggerated. We are turning a corner on the light bulb situation.

[BlueJazz]

15. A Bazillion.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

16. not a bazilliion

It only takes one bushie spending $9 TRILLION in borrowed money to screw in a lightbulb.

[banana republican]

17. None; they just change the law to dark. n/t

[radfringe]

18. a more appropriate question would be

How many bushies does it take to screw a lightbulb?

but - in answer to your question:

1. they don't know, they just became aware of a lightbulb problem

2. God made the light, therefore it's his job to change the lightbulb

3. Bush is refusing to call for investigation over lightbulb problem, documents and transcripts regarding the lightbulb problem are confidential and to release them means compromising national security plans

4. changing lightbulbs embolden the terrorists because it send the message that there are problems with lightbulbs

5. Frist is calling for an immediate up or down vote on lightbulbs

6. Cheney calls lightbulb problem a political stunt

7. Democrats say it's time for a change, then they apologize and sit down

8. Iraqi authorities are unaware of the lightbulb problem, "We have no electricity,therefore it's difficult to confirm or deny that the lightbub has burned out"

9. Crude oil jumps $5.00 a barrel over lightbulb scare

10. Pat Robertson claims lightbulb burned out because God hates Gays

[Greyhound]

19. A Brazillion... n/t