TOP 10 Reasons why the U.S. going to War with Iran is a GOOD idea...

[file83]

10) You own stock in Halliburton
9) You own stock in Raytheon
8) You own stock in Lockheed Martin
7) You own stock in DynCorp
6) You are an investor in the Carlisle Group
5) You are a Terrorist leader and need a boost in recruitment levels
4) You want to see more American Troops killed for no reason
3) You want to see innocent Iranian Civilians killed (because watching Iraqi's die is so 2005!)
2) You are China
1) You are batshit crazy

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[OKDem08]

1. Whoa!!!! .... sad but true n/t

[yurbud]

2. #11 use up some nuclear warheads before they go bad

[yurbud]

3. #12 Population control

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

11. Spot On!!

First, we outlaw abortion so that we have a ready supply of recruits for future wars, then we kill them off when they reach eighteen.

Thank you, Jesus!

[yurbud]

4. #13 world wars make good movies

[yurbud]

5. #14 so Bush can be the worst leader in WORLD history, not just US...

[file83]

6. #15) Your bloodlust is no longer satisfied by shooting your friends

in the face with a shotgun.

[silverweb]

7. Sad but true.

Well done. If you don't mind, I'm "borrowing" this to e-mail to a bunch of people. 'K? :)

[file83]

8. Only if you own stock in KB&R!!! ;-)

[Behind the Aegis]

9. # whatever (I think we are 16 now)

A scapegoat is already lined up for sacrifice.

[stickdog]

10. Nice. (nt)