9/11 and a limp dick

[Stinky The Clown]

Watching Dumbfuck on teevee giving another meaningless fucking blather to a select group of fat white fucks at some 'city club' in Cleveland. After his palaver he takes questions from the syncophants in the room.

The quote that got me is "My job is to protect you. I think about my job every day. It all came home to me on 9/11."

Tell ya what, you drydrunk motherfucker. You take care of you and I'll look out for me and mine, okay? You motherfucking shitbird.

Same speech - different collection of assholes listening.

He's lost it. He's got nothing.

The old man was called a wimp. Well, I'll tell ya what .... you wanna see a wimp? Look at Preznit Asshole. He deserted the military, ran and hid on his 'great day' of 9/11 and bullied a dictator with what-was-then the strongest military in the world to back him up.

He's a sorry fucking excuse for a man.

Like I said .... he's got nothing ...... but a limp dick.

[Sparkly]

1. I didn't hear the whole thing, but I heard the usual lies

"I NEVER connected Iraq with 9/11" -- baloney!! In fact he said this just minutes after saying "The same kinds of people who attacked us on 9/11" blah blah blah...

He tossed in the usual strawmen, claiming that "some people" think "certain people" can't govern themselves, or can't be free, or that "some people" think 9/11 was an isolated event, and that there's no threat from terrorism...

I loved the part about how the terrorists "have an ideology, and have strategies for establishing their ideology" or some such. Hey -- so does HE!! He can't even define "terrorist" anymore without heaping levels of irony.

And finally, I LOVED the fact that the first two commentators on MSNBC both said variations on, "They're trying to show that the president is engaged, understands what's going on, and understands the questions." HAH!! Could you imagine ANYone EVER saying that about President Clinton? Or Gore? Or Kerry?

[sui generis]

2. palaver

I think you debased the word by association.

The only person George Bush can take care of is Jack Daniels. (Cue brokeback soundtrack)

It's hard. I mean, it's hard work. I'm sure he even said it first: "Ah wish ah knew how ta kwit chew" to jack.

It doesn't matter though. The only people this administration speak to are their own base. They don't give a damn that our heads explode every time they open their mouth to shit out another whopper, just so long as their base gets the message.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

3. instead of leveling personal criticisms at him,

I'd rather attack his policies but he has never had one, unless "stay the course" counts. For that meaningless dribble to be policy, he must actually set a course for his croonies to follow.

[LibDemAlways]

4. You have a stronger stomach than I do. There's no

way I could watch the dumbass without either wanting to throw up or having to fight the overwhelming urge to hurl a brick through the tv.

I totally appreciate your use of the word "shitbird." That was my mom's favorite explitive when I was growing up. It suits the chimp to a t.

[catnhatnh]

5. No more dry intellectualism,please....

...tell us how you really feel....

[AtomicKitten]

6. I expect Bush to start juggling because his spiel is falling on deaf ears.

[Javaman]

7. Actually he's* sworn to protect the constitution, it's congress's job...

to protect us.

and he's* just about broken all ten of the original bill of rights.

to put it plainly, he's* a dumb fuck.

[The_Casual_Observer]

8. "It all came home to me on 9/11"

That was 9 months too late ass wipe. Why he was given a pass for the last 5 years I'll never understand. jr and everybody related to jr is shit.

[AtomicKitten]

9. doncha know?

Bush's term started 9/12/01.

[Stinky The Clown]

10. This is the result of a ne'er-do-well elected by cult members

[donkeyotay]

11. Luckily bush's cabinet were geared up to fight war in the ME

It's hard to imagine what the Education President's cabinet would be doing with themselves in year 5 of that agenda. Lucky break for them they had a Perle Harbor type event.