Famous Lies of Bush War in Iraq - use topic lines

[Neil Lisst]

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[Neil Lisst]

1. The Iraq oil will pay for reconstruction. It won't cost us anything.

[NanceGreggs]

2. We will be greeted as liberators ...

... with sweets and flowers by a grateful people.

[MemphisTiger]

3. They will greet us as liberators and shower us with flowers

and candy

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4. flowers. they will great us as liberators with flowers.

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21. we know the exact locations. mustard gas on a turkey farm.

or something like that.

[underpants]

5. There won't be any casualties

as told to Pat Robertson

[Jack Rabbit]

6. Saddam has WMDs

[highnooner]

15. Mission Accomplished!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

7. I won the election and beat John Kerry

[Laura PourMeADrink]

9. sorry, you said Iraq didn't you...nt

[Neil Lisst]

8. The insurgency is in its last throes ...

[Neil Lisst]

11. oops

[Jack Rabbit]

10. Saddam is in league with terrorists

And, since then, "Iraq is the central fron in the war on terror."

[Jack Rabbit]

12. We will bring democracy to Iraq

[Laura PourMeADrink]

13. We've learned Iraq is seeking uranium from AAAHHfreeek KAA

[Laura PourMeADrink]

17. Iraq can attack us within 45 min with drones

[Jack Rabbit]

20. That 45-minute malarkey was a Tony Blair lie

[Neil Lisst]

14. We'd rather fight them there than fight them here.

[Jack Rabbit]

16. This is not a war for oil

[Jack Rabbit]

18. We have no plans for permanent US military bases in Iraq

[Laura PourMeADrink]

19. If we don't attack Iraq there will be Mushroom Clouds....

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22. we know the exact locations. mustard gas on a turkey farm.

or something like that.

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23. if oil ever gets over $25/bbl, i'll just talk to the saudis.

[90-percent]

24. We don't want the smoking gun to be in the form of a mushroom cloud.

Who could have thought terrorists would use airplanes as missles?

Reagan proved defecits don't matter.

We gave Saddam every chance to disarm.

Anyone that outed a CIA agent in my cabinet will be dismissed.

I'm a uniter not a divider.


-85% Jimmy

[Neil Lisst]

30. I think this one is my favorite.

[pnorman]

29. I wasn't able to Google that phrase.

Presumably, it wasn't a precise quote. Can you help?

pnorman

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31. link:

he said this on the campaign trail in 2000, and i think even in the debates.


http://www.americanprogress.org/site/pp.asp?c=biJRJ8OVF&b=99415

As a presidential candidate in 2000, then-Gov. George W. Bush promised that, if elected, he would use the full weight of the White House to pressure oil-producing countries to increase production if there was a gas-price crisis. He charged, "The president of the United States must jawbone OPEC members to lower the price" and promised that as president he would "convince them to open up the spigot to increase the supply."

[pnorman]

33. THANKS!! That's just what I wanted/needed.

When I make such requests for verification, I sincerely hope nobody here takes them as scornful doubt.

pnorman

[pnorman]

25. Thanks for this collection

I'll use them to good effect.

pnorman

[Neil Lisst]

26. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!

[Neil Lisst]

27. the Original Jessica "one woman army" Lynch story

[Laura PourMeADrink]

34. & Tillman

[coalition_unwilling]

28. Mission Accomplished

[Jack Rabbit]

32. A great coalition is behind us

[Laura PourMeADrink]

35. Don't forget campaign 2000 -- "I don't believe in Nayshun Buildin"

[Jack Rabbit]

36. The biggest of capaign 2000:

"I won."

[KalicoKitty]

37. I'm a uniter, not a divider.

What a big whopper that was!

I loved it when Helen Thomas grilled the moronic twit today!

[KalicoKitty]

38. I'm a uniter, not a divider.

What a big whopper that was!

I loved it when Helen Thomas grilled the moronic twit today!

[KalicoKitty]

39. I'm a uniter, not a divider.

What a big whopper that was!

I loved it when Helen Thomas grilled the moronic twit today!

[KalicoKitty]

40. Oooops...sorry about that.

:blush:

[Neil Lisst]

44. he said that so many times, repeating it was perfect!!

[Jack Rabbit]

41. And from only today: Iraq is not in a state of civil war

[sandnsea]

42. Military action is not imminent or unavoidable

Sept 7, 2002

Its my honor to welcome the Prime Minister back to Camp David. I look forward to spending a good three hours talking to our friend about how to keep the peace.

Sept 10, 2002

"I'll make the case of how I think we ought to proceed, on how we work together to keep the peace."

Video

Sept 19, 2002

"I am sending suggested language for a resolution. I want -- I've asked for Congress' support to enable the administration to keep the peace...If you want to keep the peace, you've got to have the authorization to use force. But it's -- this will be -- this is a chance for Congress to indicate support. It's a chance for Congress to say, we support the administration's ability to keep the peace. That's what this is all about."

Video

Sept 23, 2002

"I believe we can achieve peace. Oh, I know the kids hear all the war rhetoric and tough talk, and that's necessary to send a message."

Video

Sept 27, 2002

"I'm willing to give peace a chance to work... People who are willing to work with us to send a clear message to the world, a unified message, a strong resolution which defines our vision for peace... I want you to know that behind the rhetoric of war is a deep desire for peace."

Remarks

Sept 28, 2002

"I want to thank members of both political parties in the Congress for working on a strong statement of resolve that the world will see. Members of both political parties have worked together with the -- with members of my staff, to develop a statement that shows our determination and our desire to keep the peace"

Remarks

Oct 7, 2002

"Approving this resolution does not mean that military action is imminent or unavoidable. The resolution will tell the United Nations, and all nations, that America speaks with one voice."

[Debs]

43. Sept 7, 2002

I would remind you, when the inspectors were in Iraq- when they were finally denied access. An IAEA report came out that said Iraq was six months from a (nuclear) weapon. I dont know what more evidence you need?

The answer of course is some evidence that actually exists since he pulled this IAEA report that never existed directly out of his ASS