Don't anyone faint but I THINK * was OFF the plane today

[MichiganVote]

And I'm encouraged by that. I think we're makin' progress. You know, Americans had a choice to raise holy hell with the mileage this rat bastard is putting on this plane to support some mediocre sub-human politicians in bum fuck Egypt but they made a differnt choice. And you know, I just think we have to move forward and face the fact that this asshole may be on this plane until 2008.

So pick a destination for him DU. Name the place you would like your president to travel to.

And hurry.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Ulan Bator would be good. Or maybe Kyzyl or Kerguelen Island.

[tocqueville]

6. why do you hate France ?

Kerguelen Islands are French territory. Besides the penguins hate chimps.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

12. Definitely Kyzyl.

They'd feed him more mare's milk firewater and teach him to throat sing.

Then they'd put his lazy ass to work.

Might build some character in him by the time he's seventy . . .

[HysteryDiagnosis]

2. The pain with this name * is mainly on the plane. n/t

[MuseRider]

3. Got a handbasket? n/t

[Historic NY]

4. Hell, and he can use a hand basket................n/t

[BrklynLiberal]

5. Some place in Iraq, outside the green zone.

[rusty charly]

7. fallujah

[babylonsister]

8. Same here - poetic justice. nt

[Jack Rabbit]

9. The Arctic Ocean

Anybody recall the conclusion of Frankenstein?

[OzarkDem]

10. Anywhere But America Tour

He learned that trick from Poppy's playbook, who took to globetrotting when his popularity began to plummet.

[MichiganVote]

11. I'm kinda thinking Haiti myself. You know, some place small, hot,

confined, nasty in parts, lots of brush, and about as cultural as Crawford. He should like it. Help him get used to hell.

[ellenfl]

13. leavenworth will do just fine. eom

[MichiganVote]

14. :) Good idea!

[SeattleVet]

16. But dim-son would probably wind up going to Leavenworth, WA

instead of the federal facility in Kansas where he belongs.

(n.b. Leavenworth is Washington state's own little faux-Bavarian village:

http://www.leavenworth.org

[Sabien]

15. how about

Flint, Michigan?

[quaoar]

17. St. Helena

Where all emperors with delusions of grandeur end up.

[kineneb]

18. The Hague

where they will put his sorry butt on trial for crimes against humanity. Then a free trip to Spandau Prison, last living quarters for the convicted Nazis.

[Hatalles]

19. Seconded. nt