Bush to American Public:

[Mythsaje]

"I solemnly swear to keep doing the wrong thing even if it's politically inconvenient for myself and the Republican Party. I vow to trod all over the Constitution and continue to blame the footprints on the terrorists. I promise that when I am out of office I will scurry away with my bags of stolen loot and do my best to stay out of the crosshairs of any investigation of my misdeeds. I resolve to continue my public speeches with audiences made up of my lapdogs, faithfully reported by the media controlled by my rich friends, in the forlorn hope that somehow the American people will miss the point.

"Thank you. That is all."

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. Yep, that's him all right

only you didn't put in the stumbling he'd make saying it.

[Mythsaje]

2. I would have, but it would've required me

to drink at least three beers and/or suffer a serious concussion, neither of which seems like a good idea since I have to go to work in a couple of hours.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. Hee hee

I didn't expect you to-after all, it is obvious that you have a mind that works!