Ancient oracle graphically predicts outcome of current US policy

[Jeffersons Ghost]

World renowned in their ability to predict, this ancient divining tool not only presents the president with uncanny accuracy but also clearly depicts the outcome of anyone who conistently...

STAYS THE COURSE!

[soothsayer]

1. lol!

well done!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

2. thanks, I spent all day learning the new graphics program

This is my first creation... Before I was restricted to pics of bush cheney and a few others but then bushie had to make the wifey highly visable... From now on, no one in DC is safe!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

3. let's see...

Yep, that works...

[sakabatou]

5. What program ARE you using?

[Jeffersons Ghost]

7. hi saka

it's called Gimp

[jokerman93]

4. Now there you go...

...giving fools a bad name!

:rofl:

:hippie:

Citizen J.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

8. well, at least I'm not giving DEATH a bad name

But this guy is!

The first two cards, The Fool and The Devil show mental state. Those two evil faces show us what is currently on everyone's mind... The reading, however, is based on The DEATH CARD. Death shows a forced transition.

[Neil Lisst]

6. cute!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

9. Here's a cute face but where is her dress?

In a traditional Celtic Cross spread, the next card shows us the PAST and things that we must leave behind.

The WORLD card shows attainment and, in this case, shows 8 years of attaining peace and prosperity but for some reason, we must leave it all behind.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

10. The next card shows what may come to pass but why is this knight smiling

and why is she riding so cautiously slow?

[Jeffersons Ghost]

11. ah yes, now here in the position of NEAR FUTURE, we see a knight

and this guy is attacking at the right speed

I like him with his sword in the ready position but why does THE RUSS OF SWORDS make people in DC so edgy?

[Neil Lisst]

12. yikes!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

13. In the next position we see a KING with sword drawn!

But is sitting around going to help the Russ of Swords?

Maybe the Kerry of Swords better get off that butt and help our Knight, after all they're of the same suit!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

14. I need some help... I'm not sure how to spell the animal we call MEDIA

Is it L-I-O-N or L-Y-I-N-G? and why is this woman trying to shut its mouth?

In any case, this is as close as the republicans can come to showing STRENGTH in a spread position that describes our surroundings.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

15. I BET YOU GUYS THOUGHT I'D USE THE LOVERS FOR BILL AND MONICA

But I had much sicker plans in mind!

Speaking of sick, am I the only one who finds this unholy union disturbing?

[jokerman93]

16. Disturbing? Well...

There is a certain unholy symmetry to it. But that's the beauty of true love I guess.
:evilgrin:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

17. I think instead of posting the FINAL OUTCOME next...

I'll combine all these images with some VERY important breaking news I'm currently researching and present it all there... After all, Tarot predictions are at least as valid as predictions by these over-paid political analysts and a LOT more honest. That last card will take some thought. The news is hot and I'm surprised DU isn't talking about it yet.

[jokerman93]

18. We await your prognostications, oh Sarnak!

Like everything else, may the accuracy of all your pronouncements fall within the constraints of probability, and thus be correct enough to bedazzle us!!!

:yourock:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

19. I also want to rework a couple of these

instead of white space, i think this works better and I got the little fools cap on him this time, as he looks right at the chasm while "staying the course" to oblivion:

[jokerman93]

20. An Idea

It may be fun to take "The Tower" card, double it side by side using the graphics program, and change the number to IX/XI. That way you can have the twin towers falling down!