Forget fingers in Wendy's chili....

[eauclaireliberal]

Mother upset over porn in brand new DVD player

A Cleveland area mother is outraged and offended after getting more than what she paid for at a local Wal-Mart store.

Which is something that doesn't happen often at Wal-Mart, so maybe she should shut the fuck up and reflect on that.

Shelley Bettis say she's now forced to answer questions she was not ready to answer because her children saw things they were too young to see.

But she has no problem whatsoever talking about it with the MSM. Okay.

before Shelley could load the DVD in the new Apex player she had just bought, something else popped up on the screen, and it was a far cry from Bambi.

Ahh. So, the kiddies already knew that in order for something to pop up on the screen one must press the PLAY BUTTON, which was not mentioned in this article. I guess mom "accidentally" hit play, right?

"It's very gross," said Taylor. "I saw body parts I've never seen before."

So...how did she come about children? Oh right, I forgot: Jesus put them in a basket on the front porch so that she wouldn't have to engage in that disgusting, sinfull sexual intercourse.

Shelley bought the $34 player at a Cleveland Wal-Mart and says the box it came in had not been tampered with.

Which proves that this story is complete bullshit...assuming of course, she is standing by her statements.

In a statement, Wal-Mart apologizes and says, "We are thoroughly investigating the matter at this time."

Underpaid employees locked in a potential fire hazard at night is okay, but a pissed off Xtian Taliban wife with a b.s. story? God forbid!

No one at Apex, the manufacturer, returned our calls.

That's because they have no reason to engage in this stupidity.

In a home where the focus is on faith and morals, the wrong purchase, Bettis says, stole her children's innocence.

Yeah, that's something that faith can't fix, right?

In the meantime, Bettis is now exploring her legal options and also plans to have her daughters see a counselor.

In the meantime, this twisted bitch is going totangle the legal system with more crap. She reminds me of the huckster that claimed she found a finger in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Freakin' gutter trash.

[Redstone]

1. Yup. If this stuff really "popped up on the screen," how long should

it have taken for her to hit the "stop" button? Five seconds of smut is going to scar her kids for life?

Wotta crock o' crap.

Redstone

[wtmusic]

2. "I saw body parts I've never seen before."

LOL good. I hope they're both tied up in litigation for decades.

[Mz Pip]

3. TYpical over the top reaction

Geez, if this had happened in my house when my kids were little, I would have hit STOP, ejected the offending video and popped in Sesame Street and be done with it. THe kids would have quickly forgotten the 3 seconds of offensive material.

Of course I was never interested in having 15 minutes of fame at the expense of such mistakes.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[saltpoint]

4. The son of teachers, I'm concerned that someone with kids hasn't seen

all the body parts there are to see.

That's half the fun right there.

Perhaps Wal-Mart could send along a complimentary physiology textbook to assuage the woman's fury.

[Mountainman]

5. Give mw a f..king break, body parts she's never seen before? How did she

get the kids? She must have gotten boinked with blinders on in the dark.

[Pryderi]

6. Taylor was not the mother, and may have seen body parts she hadn't

seen before. Taylor was the 13 year old daughter. Good question about the Apex player...why would she have pressed "Play" before putting in a dvd?

[eauclaireliberal]

8. RE: Taylor was not the mother, and may have seen body parts she hadn't

Let's also not forget that like regular Hollyweird motion pictures, porn has ADS at the beginning. Not much (if any) dialog to start the movie with, but between pressing play and fucking, there's a lot that is unspoken for.

[BlueEyedSon]

7. If the disc was there from the factory, it would have been Chinese porn.

[TomInTib]

11. In all the smoke, there is light.

Now that is right on the money.

Chinese porn.

That was really funny.

[BlueEyedSon]

16. Not that there's anything WRONG with that! 8^)

[TomInTib]

18. Actuarry, I rike it!

Seriousry.

[lwcon]

9. A vaguely related anecdote, 100% true

I was working as a ticket taker in a movie theatre (in Cambridge, MA), where an R-rated movie was playing.

A few minutes into the movie, a woman with a southern accent stormed out, whacking her little girl on the head, yelling at her for suggesting a movie with "all that bullshit swearing and violence."
___

Hey, the liberal light is always on at the Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy. Please stop by and say "hi!"

[Pryderi]

10. What was the movie?

[tsuki]

12. Probably Elmer Gantry. I knew some Fundies that went to see

it because they thought it was a religious movie (with her four boys.) Came out of there in a hurry.

[lwcon]

13. I wish I could remember...

This was a loooong time ago. We used to show movies from the early 70s, back when sex and violence were invented.

[MADem]

14. That's funny as hell!!

Won't her face be red when they take the disc and find her HUSBAND's fingerprints on it!!! Moral home, indeed--and it sure looked like good ole' American porn to me, from the photo of the disc:



He probably hides his porn under the kids' toybox!

[BrutalEntropy]

22. wtf...

I love how they blur out one womans face, but not the other...

Anybody remember when Fox News was doing the story about hardcore porn, and didn't blur out a giant dick or something?

[OnyxCollie]

15. The DVD player was likely returned

or refurbished, and whomever had it last took it back before removing their porn. It's a $35 Apex DVD player, for chrissakes. That's something you expect to be broken as soon as you buy it.

It may have started the movie where it was last stopped as soon as it was turned on.

[pacalo]

17. She's taking her daughters to a counselor over this?!

By the time she's done raising them, they'll need more than a counselor.

"I've seen body parts I've never seen before." Give me a break.

[i miss america]

20. Heaven knows they've seen the dark side

[pacalo]

21. Hahaaa! That's the image I had in my mind when I read your post!

[Vickers]

19. In other news, sales of Apex DVD players skyrocket.

"We can't keep the damn things on the shelves!" exclaimed Betty Dingbat, WalMart assistant manager at the East Bumfuck, KS store.

:spank:

[Stinky The Clown]

23. How long till Miss Piggy is 'Live and Direct"? And 'Ol Reg is clucking

[YouthInAsia]

24. Who would buy an Apex DVD player? No wonder they're only

$34.00 or whatever. That shit is worthless. Thats the prob with Wal-mart, all these nudnicks think they're getting some huge friggin bargain, but all they're doing is buying junk. Spend the money and buy someting of quality that will last.

**had to edit the low low price

[Warren DeMontague]

25. I worked in a video store once where some frat guy got gay leatherman porn

in the box for what he thought was some very straight, hetero, sorority-girls-in-miniskirts type filth...

I think he, too, saw body parts he'd never seen before. He came back to the store all pale- and his hair was sticking straight up.

As Dr. Gonzo would say, chalk it up to forced consciousness expansion.

[NMMNG]

26. Your commentary is priceless

:rofl:

Fundies are a very strange breed. :crazy: