Free advice for Katherine Harris

[gratuitous]

As concerned as I am over the prospects of Katherine Harris' run for the United States Senate, as I'm sure everyone at DU is, I have decided to offer Ms. Harris a bit of free, gratuitous brand advice. Ms. Harris has lost several staffers lately, including two of her longest-serving advisers. There are widespread accounts of a campaign in disarray, and in spite of Ms. Harris' publicly stated resolve to spend every penny of someone else's money, there are ominous rumblings that she might be through as a politician, which would greatly decrease the entertainment value of our national political scene.

In keeping with the theme of staff difficulties, my advice Ms. Harris: Have a falling out between Moxie and Spunk, if you catch my drift . . .

[Virginia Dare]

1. And if her political career goes down the crapper...

she can always dance on tables for a living. At least until the silicone holds out.

[win_in_06]

10. If you've got a problem with silicone Nancy Pelosi should be gone too

[Virginia Dare]

11. Nope, no problem with it at all...it's a free country after all. n/t

[Stinky The Clown]

12. Really?

Link?

[Warpy]

2. Cut to the chase

Cut your losses and fold
Soap and water
Reverse that grotesque boob job, no man is worth turning yourself into a cartoon character
Leave the country to avoid prison

[OKNancy]

3. I'd like to discuss her idiotic political views

not her anatomy.

She should stay in the race as long as possible so no other
Republican can enter.

[havocmom]

7. DING DING DING! We have our winner!

Folks, how do we feel when others diss DEMs based on looks? Time to walk the walk on this one. Stick to issues, not female characteristics, real or imagined.

And, yeah, maybe we should just shush up and let her run. Don't want a telegenic dark horse trotting out too late for DEMs to actually campaign against.

[Virginia Dare]

13. To be fair...

the only reason I pick on her looks is because she obviously tries to use them to her "advantage". If you don't believe me, check out the video of when she was on with Hannity. It was absolutely sickening.

Do a google of various images of her. She is a walking stereotypical bimbo and seems to be proud of it.

She's about the only one I feel justified in razzing on continually. You might feel it is never justified, and maybe it isn't but I just can't resist when it comes to her.



:evilgrin:

[Hippo_Tron]

14. Harris is BEGGING us to make fun of her anatomy

We aren't talking about anatomical characteristics that she can't control. She is the one who got the breast implants and she is the one who goes on television and gets photo ops wearing tight shirts because she's somehow dumb enough to think that it will help her political career.

[ET Awful]

4. I have some free advice for her too . . . .

Pack it in, go home, live out your days in quiet solitude.

[yellowcanine]

5. Hang in there Katie! Annoy the media! Not a single vote has been cast or

counted! The only poll that counts is the one on election day! Besides, we really love you, we really do! :sarcasm:

On edit: Forgot the sarcasm smiley.

[Vickers]

6. Stay the course, and emphasize your connection with George W. Bush!

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

[KansDem]

8. Just don't do it as part of a SuperBowl half-time show

But then, the fundie/freeper neo-con fascists might not really mind, now that lying US presidents are o.k. with them...

[rasputin1952]

9. It is kind of fun to watch Harris go down the tubes...

her entire political hubris is based on getting bush into the WH through some rather dubious means. Right to the point where she should have been charged with influencing an election to assure the outcome of her candidate.

Now that the good people of her district, and FL as a whole have decided that she is little more than a shill for bush & co., she is eating dirt w/the rest of them. I have to tell you, when your staff leaves in full force, and these are the people that truly believe in you, there is a serious problem. IMO, she is deluded and borders on the psychotic.

[Hippo_Tron]

15. Maybe one of these days she'll just walk over to the US Attorney's office

And discuss how she and Jebbie stole the election for Bush.

[cliss]

16. NOW you're talkin'

And you know -- as delusional as she seems to be, she might just do it.

You know what they say -- Hell Hath no fury like a Woman Scorned.