Tom Delay to be on Hardball tonight

[katmondoo]

Tweeties reward?

[Norquist Nemesis]

1. Goody!

<pencilling in time for a shower during that hour>

[AtomicKitten]

2. douchebag on douchebag action

[mark11727]

3. "I WUZ FRAMED...!"

[killerbush]

4. No doubt, Tweety will be asking the tough questions???

Like why are Democrats so mean? You didn't break the law did you? What's your favorite color?

Tell me about Texas!!! I can see it now, a veritable maalox moment!!!!

[tridim]

5. Why is Delay doing all this PR?

I thought the reason he dropped out was to save his party from more embarrassment?

There's no chance he'll be able to put a happy face on his situation. It's a lose lose, so obviously I'll encourage him to stay in the news as much as possible until November.

[Inland]

8. Hah! You're right.

He resigns to take the focus off his troubles and goes to cable TV to...talk about how he's out of the picture, now.

Texans are going to be asked to trust Delay word that he isn'tanyone important in the party and that republicans will win with a candidate Delay can't name. Their heads are going to explode.

[azurnoir]

6. I'm sure Chrissy will

a box of kleenex, King James, and a soft shoulder to cry on, those mean, hateful libruls how could they do this to such a fine christian man?

[Doctor_J]

7. Tweety will have on his extra-sturdy knee pads

I'll be sure not to watch

[Sparkly]

9. Tweety: "So... How badly will this hurt the Democrats?" nt

[Norquist Nemesis]

10. Funny! MSNBC's running a poll on just that!

...sort of:

Do you think Rep. DeLay's resignation will help or hurt the GOP? * 5706 responses


Help the GOP 60%
Hurt the GOP 40%

[maine_raptor]

11. Tweety's first question for DeLay tonight............

"So will your resigning hurt Hillary's '08 campaign for President?"

[ieoeja]

12. Kick above McKinney

[gratuitous]

13. Gee I hope if I'm ever indicted and have to quit my job

I can have a one hour prime time spot to explain myself.

So charitable of Tweety to give poor Tom DeLay an hour of air time to piss and pule about how mean all those Democrats are to "The Hammer."

[snowbear]

14. Blitzer said he'll also be on CNN's Situation Room

Sounds like he's doing a complete media blitz..