He's HUGE. He BOMBED. I'm DANCING.

[blondeatlast]

When we are done poking knives at each other over Cynthia McKinney, immigration, et al, can we just stand up and cheer the DEFEAT (and make no mistake--his decision not to run is a defeat for him and his party) of BUG-BOMB TOM DELAY, fer kissakes?

I'm dancing where I sit--and I'll offer ALL OF YOU--regardless of how you feel about the issues posted above--to share a nice :toast: with me!



Now, back to your usual damn angst--this place is beginning to look like the pre-primary GD. :scared:

[fooj]

1. I'll lift one with you!!!!!

:toast:

Bye-bye BUGBOY!!!!!!

[catmother]

6. me too.

:toast:

[JuniperLea]

8. Mine's a full pint!

:toast:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

19. Here's us a song to sing!

:toast:Here's an easy drinking song!
NINETY-NINE REPUBLICAN CROOKS IN THE JAIL
NINETY-NINE REPUBLICAN CROOKS
TAKE ON DOWN PASS HIM AROUND
NINETY-EIGHT REPUBLICAN CROOKS IN THE JAIL

[TankLV]

21. 99 repuke crooks in congress

99 repuke crooks

Take one down, send him to jail

98 repuke crooks in congress...

How do you eat an elephant - one small bite at a time.

How do you walk across the country - with the first small step.

[tularetom]

2. And he walks like a girl

(that's what my wife says anyway). That should stand him in good stead where he's going.

[Jane Austin]

11. I thought I was the only one who thought that!

Actually, he walks like an, um, largish, older lady because he leads with his ample stomach.

[donkeyotay]

3. Here's back to ya. Yeeeha! Bugman's gone!

:toast: :party: :woohoo:

[AtomicKitten]

4. His mom dresses him funny.

Cheers!

[blondeatlast]

5. Especially for the mug shot... nt

[Bridget Burke]

24. Actually, DeLay is estranged from his mother.

And his sibs, too.

For all of Tom DeLay's public espousal of Christian values, particularly his deep commitment to family, he privately has nursed a terrible estrangement from his own mother and three siblings. After the 1988 death of his father and the rise of his career in Washington, DeLay cut off contact with all three siblings, and seven years ago he stopped attending DeLay family gatherings. He has not seen or talked to his mother, Maxine, in two years, even though she lives about 10 miles away from Sugar Land; nor did he invite any of them to his daughter's 1999 wedding or even mention his mother in the published wedding announcement.

All through his roomy home are many photographs of his wife, his daughter and his in-laws -- but not a single one of the DeLays. Throughout our conversations, this rift is the only subject that he adamantly will not discuss.

www.buzzflash.com/analysis/05/03/ana05006.html

The death of his father is mentioned above. Mr DeLay was in dire straits & had no hope of recovery. So Tom stood with his family in refusing dialysis. This sounds like the right decision. But--from the man who later urged "saving" Terri Schiavo?

Lots more reasons to dislike Tom at the link!

[joeybee12]

7. Here's to you! And here's to Tom making lots of new "friends" in

the slammer! Hammer, slammer, slammed.

[OzarkDem]

9. Next round is on me

How about some peanuts? Anyone have quarters for the jukebox?

:toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:

[treegiver]

10. Glad he's gone. Worried he'll be back.

Hitler spent some time in jail. Wrote a big book. Came back big time. Let's not let it happen here.

[rocktivity]

12. Enough of that clinking--LET'S DO SOME DRINKING!

:beer:
:beer: :beer:
:beer: :beer: :beer:
:beer: :beer:
:beer:

:headbang:
rocknation

[Jane Austin]

13. Anybody here see Christ shining through that mug shot?

Anybody?



Anybody?




<crickets>

[boobooday]

14. Mine is coffee

but I'm lifting it!

:toast:

[Stinky The Clown]

15. I'm with ya all the way, Blondie!

:toast:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

16. SPEAKING OF BUGS; HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A UNION BUG

:toast:MILLER BEER AND MILLER LIGHT: THE ONLY BEER BOTTLED IN THE U.S.
BY YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD LABOR UNION. AFL/CIO AND BUSH IS
STARVING THEM OUT!

[guinivere]

17. Buh Bye DeLay! Pack the soap on a rope.

:toast: Cheers, all! :party:

[blondeatlast]

18. Deconstructing the mug shot (a li'l education for the lurking trolls):

Your "Hammer" has:

Unibrow waxing.

Dyed brows.

Dyed hair.

Hair implants.

Botox: forehead, laugh lines, eyes.

Definite eyelift.

Ear pin.

Dental caps.

Depilatory--not a hint of 5 o'clock shadow.

Brand spanking new Brooks Brothers suit.

He's soooo macho! :sarcasm:

I'm just thoroughly enjoying this... :evilgrin: :bounce::bounce::bounce:

EDIT: How the hell could I forget--A PROFESSIONAL PORTRAIT PHOTOGRAPHER?! For a MUG SHOT?!

WHATTA MAN!

[TankLV]

20. I'm with ya!

:toast:

[okieinpain]

22. what really scares me is after watching him on hard ball, I truly

believe that he thinks he's doing gods work. folks that taliban country, the man is truly fuck in the head.

[blondeatlast]

23. A little happy dance to go with that java, gang?

:kick: