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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 06:47 AM
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Jews, Christians and Muslims all call me DADDY ... today's cartoon
Here's a thought about the current state of things in the world

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iamahaingttta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 06:53 AM
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1. There is and never was...
...a God.
It's all made up godledettygook!
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 06:57 AM
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2. Starting a war over religion is like...
starting a brawl at a sci-fi convention over Kirk vs Piccard.

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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 08:07 AM
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20. TNG was better than the original, but James T. Kirk was the template
for smarmy, over the top, cheesy machismo

Spock, I ... think that ... lifeform ... wants me!!
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 09:16 AM
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26. Piccard killed Kirk....
All you TNG fans are Kirk-killers!

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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 09:20 AM
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27. Make it so Number One!!
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electropop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 06:58 AM
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4. I think monotheism is such an excellent concept...
it must be a gift from the gods.

It never ceases to amaze me that billions have been bamboozled into building their entire lives, murdering, stealing, and raping all in the name of the imaginary abstraction called "God."
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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 08:35 AM
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25. Who always just happens to love you the most!!
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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 06:59 AM
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5. well, there is to THEM
and I'm appealing to their common thread
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 07:00 AM
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7. And you know this how?
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 07:05 AM
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8. Proving a negative is difficult, but it is the default position.
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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 07:14 AM
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10. "I believe in God because it's more fun than not believing in God."
I could probably recall who wrote that if I really tried.

I'm getting a vibe that it might be the guy who wrote Jonathan Livingston Seagull, in a different book.

Whoever wrote it, I like it. More fun than not. The first cause. The force. Who knows what it is, but there's something there, IMHO.

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darkmaestro019 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 07:43 AM
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13. Richard Bach (not to be confused with Richard Bachman ) : ) and
if it wasn't him, it's still worth checking him out.
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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 08:04 AM
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18. yeah, Richard Bach. The Way of the Peaceful Warrior?
I recall reading that book, but don't remember who wrote it.

I remember reading a couple of books by Bach, but I can't recall the name of the one that wasn't Jonathan Livingston Seagull.
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 07:50 AM
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15. You want REAL fun? Believe in MANY gods!
Thor
Anubis
Ganesha
Zeus
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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 08:05 AM
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19. the Hindu have a brazillian gods
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 08:13 AM
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21. And the brazilians have string bikinis.... praise the lord!
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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 08:30 AM
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23. hey, that's BUTT FLOSS ... remember Homer Simpsons'?
thank you Jebus!
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zeemike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 07:14 AM
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9. What a strong statement of faith.
You have made here. But it takes a strong faith to come to a conclusion despite the complexity of this universe and the inability of the best scientist to confirm your views.
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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 07:15 AM
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11. I like to think of God as everything we don't understand yet
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zeemike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 07:29 AM
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12. And that is probably as close as one can get to truth
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 07:51 AM
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16. More like a "definition" than evidence of existence
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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 09:53 AM
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28. true, but the force we think of as god could still be there
I believe our belief in god is a rational belief, born of some kind of inherent knowledge. Our attempts to translate that force into some kind of humanly figure are laughable, and result in all the god stories and myths we have.

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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 09:58 AM
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29. I don't "understand" how gravity works, but I don't say "it's god's will"
when my pen falls off the table!
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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 12:48 PM
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30. maybe I should have said 'god is everything I don't understand'
look, I'm making the moon disappear
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darkmaestro019 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 07:45 AM
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14. Shades of Paul Graham: (history is) "All the data we have so far" nt
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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 08:17 AM
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22. But your opinion on this matter does not change the fact that
Jews, Muslims and Christians have been killing each other for hundreds of years and all of them claim that God is on their side.

:shrug:
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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 08:33 AM
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24. we have a winner!! It's enough that they believe it!!
And truthfully, the genetic data seem to bear out a split about 4000 years ago, very recent for genetics. As I understand it, Jews and Palestinians native to that region are virtually identical, genetically, demonstrating some split about 4000 years ago.

The story of Abraham and Ismael and Isaac is just too damn good. Might have been true. Who knows about whether he was really talking with God, but the two bloodlines? That's for real, yall.
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 06:58 AM
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3. Arlo Guthrie sang a song about the Children of Abraham
I remember part of the lyrics:

Children of Abraham,
What's your story
Killing each other for a piece of land....

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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 07:00 AM
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6. I can imagine him singing that while riding on the City of New Orleans
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 07:57 AM
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17. K&R
amen
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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 07:58 PM
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31. kickin it for the evening crowd
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 09:34 PM
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32. back atcha
putting it up higher with a :kick:
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