Since I wrote sex "for sale," it is certainly reasonable to expect an article about a boy seduced into prostitution online at the age of 12 but why present the dirty laundry every channel on TV is covering with steamy interviews that make Americans want this filthy Internet censored, taxed and regulated. You deserve a much hotter story and America deserves an tightly patrolled Internet made safe by effective government control. Who knows, with a little luck they might even censor commie political writers like me someday.
With that said, it is now fair to expect the sordid details ABC News served up when Deputy Press Secretary Brian Doyle of Homeland Security was arrested on multiple charges of seduction of a child by transmitting pornographic material but my readers deserve more. While I offer "more," why not elect more Republicans to hire more wolves to guard our young flock? The software they use to stalk us is appropriately called "Predator."
While a little known boy sex scandal reaching into the dark recesses of the Presidency might be just the ticket, its cover-up was so effective that the story lacks reasonable corroboration. There are several web-sites, however, that will gladly take you on that late night White House tour.
http://www.thelawparty.com/FranklinCoverup/franklin.htmAll readers deserve a reliable source. How about the BBC? According to both the police and child care agencies, hundreds of children around Britain are being lured into the world of paid-sex. One rent boy claims that he began selling sex at nine-years-old. The man who abused him gave him a bag of five pence pieces. By the age of 13 he was being passed around by a group of men but that still isn't dirty enough and only measures in "hundreds of children."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1462628.stm If anyone thinks a pedophile with AIDS practices safe rape on victims paid in pocket change they are wrong. Yuck, who wants to hear about venereal disease? We want big numbers and really hot sexual news in America.
Yes, in news, size matters: Are numbers big enough in the next story?Arising from a booming sex tourism trade, child prostitution in Thailand is a form of enslavement that currently involves around 800,000 children under the age of sixteen, bought and sold for profits that exceed the sale of illegal drugs, weapons and gambling in the country. Children as young as 8, service men in the lucrative sex industry and typically have sex with ten to fifteen men every day. Of course, servicing as many as 20, 30 or even 50 Western tourists in a 24 hour span is not unheard of in Thailand. A child must work very hard in Bangkok and rarely keeps any of the money, after their parents sell them into sexual slavery.
http://thewitness.org/agw/pusurinkham.121901.htmlOf Eagles fame, perhaps the finest musician of our time, Don Henley attempts to describe the western appetite for sordid news, as he offers:
We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who comes on at five
She can tell you ’bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
It’s interesting when people die-
Give us dirty laundryBut Hotel California was a much better selling song because in America we want "mirrors on the ceiling and pink champaign on ice, as she says, we are all just prisoners here, of our own device."
If we want the really dirty laundry, we must enter the "Master's chamber." Come on in, because "it's such a lovely place" but remain aware that perception determines what constitutes a REALLY dirty story. Like me, many of you were raised in a repressive American morality that poisons minds, while actually enhancing potential for sexual deviations like pedophilia.
When I was a child, drawing pictures of naked women drew swift severe punishment. It was not teen-age art that celebrated the beauty of human anatomy: It was filth.
Playing soldier with realistic plastic guns, however, was fine. Didn't you hate those plastic army-men? The tanks sold with the sets were too small to put men into but we can buy bigger tanks today. I've learned bigger tanks, while a bit more expensive, are far better in the dirtiest story of all:
BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - A car bomb exploded Tuesday in a mostly Shiite area of eastern Baghdad, killing at least 10 and wounding 28, police said. Another blast killed a woman and two of her young sons in the capital, officials added.
The latest violence came after the U.S. military reported the deadliest day in almost three months for American service members in the Iraq war. Ten U.S. troops died, including five Marines killed in a vehicle accident in western Iraq. Two Marines and a sailor were still missing after the truck overturned near Asad air base.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,,-5732736,00.html No, Mr. Henley, it simply isn't interesting anymore when people die, especially in Iraq.