Ways Bush is similar to O.J.

[gulliver]

1. O.J. killed somebody and created orphans.

2. O.J. played the race card. Bush played the partisan card.

3. O.J. left a blood trail leading away from the scene of the crime. Bush left a paper trail leading away from military service.

4. O.J. had DNA evidence against him and an unexplained cut on his finger, but his supporters still wanted to have his baby. Bush lied on television about "nucular" weapons in front of the entire assembled United States government, but his supporters continue pray to him and light scented black candles.

5. O.J. got nabbed at a second trial. Bush is getting nabbed in his second term.

6. O.J. was taped talking on the phone to his mother, agonizing in remorse, suicidal with guilt for his crimes. Bush was ... well OK, there's one difference. Bush feels no remorse and tapes other people talking on the phone.

7. O.J. was a self-made sports hero. Bush was a ... OK ... there is another difference.

8. A weapon was never found.

9. ?

[Eric J in MN]

1. Neither of them will ever receive true justice.

In a just world, OJ would be in prison for the murders of two people, and Bush would be in prison for the murders of thousands of people.

[Neil Lisst]

2. the you'd better see this ...

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