MrBenchley, WTF happened to Bob Boudelang?

[ps1074]

I miss the dude :rofl:

Come on, MrBenchley - you need to keep us updated on what's going on with Bob...

[Divernan]

1. I second the request.

I miss the droll humor and his motley cast of characters, but most importantly, I would like to know he's OK.

[BeyondThePale]

2. I'm guessing Bob's head finally exploded...

from the mental gymnastics the came from supporting *. Nevertheless, I miss him, too!

[patdem]

3. Me too, evrery weekend I check the front page, then scroll down

to see if Bob posted once that I missed, and alas, it remains Dec 17 as the last time he wrote his column. BOO HOO! :cry:

[gratuitous]

4. He hasn't been in the drunk tank

So stop saying that!

Bob's been having a little trouble lately, mostly having to do with gayo-Americans and the Democraps (wouldn't you know?). He's been on a very secret assignment for the Bush administration, and while he'd love to tell you all about it, negotiations are at a very sensitive point. His car had a flat tire. The train broke down. An old friend is visiting from out of town. His suit's at the cleaners. He's chosen not to go to the library to log on, and he is not serving a 30-day exclusion, so stop saying that.

It's not his fault!

Besides, YOU try writing something that's even more extreme than the current shenanigans coming out of the GOP. Not so easy, is it?