POLL: Pick the New White House Press Secretary!

[Dunvegan]

Poll question: POLL: Pick the New White House Press Secretary!

Pick the New White House Press Secretary!

Pick one of the below, or post your own fave pick.



Then...let them know:

Contacting the White House

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The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

Phone Numbers

Comments: 202-456-1111
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FAX: [phone]

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[Kierkegaard]

1. I'd have to go with Jon Lovitz

[Dunvegan]

7. "Umm, right...WMD. No...um...Freedom. Yeah, Freedom. That's the ticket."

[rock]

12. Lovitz? Sure, he'd always tell the truth.

That's the ticket!

[DS1]

2. Katherine Harris

Sponsored by WonderBra

[Ian David]

3. Who will replace Scott McClellan as the new American Information Minister?

See related thread:

Who will replace Scott McClellan as the new American Information Minister?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=965501&mesg_id=965501

[AllegroRondo]

4. How about just a tape recorder

that continually says "I cannot answer that question as it pertains to an ongoing investigation"

[ChairmanAgnostic]

5. Ann coulter

[Ron Green]

6. Remember Joe Greed, from Subaru commercials?

I think the actor is David Leisure. He'd be perfect. It's just an act, after all.

[Divernan]

8. Bob Boudelang could so be the new press secretary!

nt

[Dunvegan]

9. Thanks...I forgot about Ann Revolter...

...she's added.

[sallyseven]

10. Tweety would be the best at telling lies.

He manufactures the most twisted stories.

[Dulcinea]

11. Tom Cruise!

He believes his own bullshit. He's a whacko. He's perfect!

[Spirochete]

32. Team him up

with Karen Hughes. At least you'd have a catchy rhyme - Cruise and Hughes....
:)

[dusmcj]

13. Mary Carey. nt

[davhill]

14. Bagdad Bob for sure

He did such a bang up job for Saddam and he is currently unemployed.

[Dunvegan]

15. The Line-Up...

[TahitiNut]

16. Stephen Colbert.

He's got the shtick! I seriously doubt Smirk "gets it." (All Press Briefings would be accompanied by a Word of the Day.")

[Dunvegan]

19. Ahh...that's an excellent choice.

"Bring 'Truthiness' to the Briefing!"

Should have said "Tag Team: Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert."

I see it all now....

[Totally Committed]

17. I just heard on the radio that it was going to be Tony Snow from FOX...

At first it sounded like whoever I was listening to (sorry didn't catch who it was) was kidding, but then they actually started talking about his qualifications, etc. like it was a fete accompli.

Anyone know if this is true? I voted for, and was personally pulling for Pigboy Matthews (Tweety sounds too cute for what he's become...) so we wouldn't have to listen to his BS on Harball every night.

Tony Snow???? Can anyone confirm or deny this?

TC

[Dunvegan]

20. FOX is reporting Tony Snow as a possible...

http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,192250,00.html

FOX News' Tony Snow Among Possible White House Spokesman Candidates

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

WASHINGTON — With a few personnel shifts going on in the White House, there's speculation that presidential spokesman Scott McClellan may be looking to step down.

One of the people the White House has approached as a possible replacement for McClellan is FOX News Radio host Tony Snow. The White House discussed the possibility with Snow as recently as this week.

Snow, who hosts "The Tony Snow Show," once served as a speechwriter for President George H.W. Bush.

Other people have also been approached about the position, including former Pentagon spokeswoman Victoria Clark and Dan Senor, the former Coalition Provisional Authority spokesman in Iraq, who served the U.S. civil administrator in Iraq, Paul Bremer.

[0007]

25. Oh God, Please God let it me Tony Snow....Please Please Please

I wanna watch the smack down. Tony could never be in control like Scotty.

[Totally Committed]

27. I was hoping it was a joke or a rumor...

This looks like he's actually being considered. Ugh.

TC

[Zynx]

18. Jerry and Pat.

They would make him look even dumber.

[alfredo]

21. Spongue Bob Square Pants.

[Dunvegan]

22. ...or Ren (from Ren and Stimpy)...or perhaps...

...Spaceghost.

[alfredo]

24. Eric Cartman!!!!

[Dunvegan]

30. Or even...

...Veepus and Bushhead...

[alfredo]

33. It would bring up the average IQ of the Whitehouse.

[Jack Rabbit]

23. I know Tony Snow has been picked, but I gotta go with Baghdad Bob

He has proven experience in lying with a straight face even with a solid refutation of his words right in front of him (or, at least, passing directly behind him).

That's the kind of person Bush needs.

[trogdor]

26. I think Tom Cruise deserves this more than anybody.

It's a shitty job. I certainly wouldn't want it. I'm surprised Scotty lasted as long as he did.

[Sinistrous]

28. Al Franken.

Think about it.

Sinistrous

[Dunvegan]

31. Tag Team: Al and Randi

[Dunvegan]

29. No votes for Keith Olbermann?

I really blew it by not adding Stephen Colbert to a tag-team with Jon Stewart.

Or tag-team: Michael Moore and Cindy Sheehan.