So Senator Allen was
visiting a shad bake, eh? Virginia has a pretty important shad bake in its history. I feel a history lesson coming on.
Allow me to quote Douglas Southall Freeman about a particular shad bake which went down on April Fools day, 141 years ago:
Besides the overconfidence of Fitz Lee and Pickett, and their lack of understanding of the dread immediacy of the crisis, it is probable that a third consideration, a most human one, led them to assume that "general precaution" sufficed. Tom Rosser had spent a day on the Nottoway River immediately before moving on March 30-31 to Five Forks. The shad had been running in the stream. With a borrowed seine, the young General had caught many of the fine fish. Some of these he had placed in his headquarters ambulance and had brought to Five Forks. As soon as he got permission to move his Division North of Hatcher's Run, he arranged that the fish be cleaned and split and placed on sticks in front of brisk fires of dry wood.
...(Gen. Rosser} invited Pickett to the shad bake. Hungry and probably half wet, Pickett gratefully accepted and promised to join his host.... Fitz Lee with equal satisfaction accepted. Neither man lost any time in preparing to keep the appointment. -- D.S. Freeman, Lee's Lieutenants, Vol. III, pp. 665-666
Other Confederate officers gravitated to the leisurely shad bake and enjoyed themselves, leaving nobody in charge of the Confederate lines.
Unbeknownst to them, an entire corps of Union troops descended on the Confederate positions, and with nobody in charge, the Confederates were quickly dislodged.
The shad bake directly contributed to the loss of the
Battle of Five Forks, which meant the loss of the last railroad supply line to Richmond, which forced the evacuation of Richmond and Petersburg, which forced the Confederate government to flee and be captured, and which led to the surrender of Robert E. Lee's Army of Northern Virginia to Ulysses S. Grant at Appomattox Court House eight days later, which led to the end of the Civil War, which has given seven generations of ignorant-ass rednecks--now better known as Virginia Republicans--something to be upset about. A heritage of hate, if you will.
So I hope you enjoyed your shad bake, Virginia Republicans, and don't forget to pay those car taxes that then-Governor Allen promised to repeal. This friendly message brought to you by a Virginia Democrat who doesn't drink the Kool-Aid, and doesn't eat the mercury-laden fish, either.