Mount Crapmore - What 4 President's faces would you put on it and ....

[LynneSin]

Where would you build it and what would the mountain be made of:

You have been commissioned to build Mount Crapmore - a reminder of just how bad we have let our country become. You can pick the location (Thanks to the supreme court you can even confiscate the property where you want to build it) and you'll need the materials to build the land. And at the sight of Mount Crapmore is a donation box in which all of the money would be donated to the charity of your choice - to help those affected by these 4 horrible pResidents

so the questions are as followed:

Which 4 Presidents
Where will it it built
What materials used to build it
What Charity would receive the money fromt the donation box at the site

[WestHoustonDem]

1. Nixon, Reagan and the 2 Bushes

Location: Within spitting distance of Grover Norquist's back yard
Material: Depleted uranium
Charity: Neocons Anonymous

[Tesha]

7. Yeah, that's about right. Except maybe Millard Fillmore...

Yeah, that's about right. Except maybe Millard Fillmore
in place of Bush I, just to piss off Bruce Tingsley.

tesha

[Warpy]

2. First of all, it will be built in the center of Palm Beach

home to Lamebawl and Coulter. It's also home to two of my online friends, and I apologize to them, but eminent domain will pay them enough to buy mansions on Biscayne Island, just an hour or so south, so they should be quite happy.

The mountain will be made of coprolite. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's fossilized shit. Perhaps the coprolite will be on a base of granite for durability and to make sure that the spewing residents of Palm Beach have to see it forever. Coprolite stinks when it's wet, so the hate spewers of Palm Beach will know it's there even if they have their curtains drawn. It's very wet in Florida.

The faces will be Reagan, Nixon, Hoover, Bush, and Harding. The legend will read "Those who vote Repuglican deserve this pile."

[havocmom]

3. Agree with everything but the location. FL will be under water soon.

So, how about someplace more central, easier for westerners to reach...

Hey, what's the matter with Kansas? ;)

LOVE the choice of materials. It is just perfect, and we have lots of it where I live so we could send some for the project.

[Warpy]

10. Branson, Missouri!

Perfect location, state full of wingnuts, already a magnet for fundies because of the huge country music industry.

[havocmom]

13. Nah, they have enough crap there

:D

[peekaloo]

4. Harding,Reagan,Poopy and DimWit

a tract of land that contains exploding pig shit (Al Franken wrote about this in Lying Liars I believe). This way you get the benefit of two "memorials" Crapmore AND Ol' Faithful. }(

Nuclear waste contained in the form of lava lamps fashioned in the shape of each Honoree's head.

Faith based charities would receive the money and must spend it on the upkeep of "memorial". Members of said charity would supply volunteers for maintenance.

[Zorra]

5. Hoover, Nixon, Reagan, Chimpy. n/t

[blm]

12. Close to mine - Hoover, Nixon, Bush1, Bush2.

I think Bush1 pushed most of the corruption during the Reagan years.

[zann725]

6. The choices endless...and naming same could be "gulag' material some day.

I'll pass.

[XemaSab]

8. I'd only have one president three times:

W doing a chimpy "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" looking as monkeyish as possible.

I'd build it on the mountain overlooking Salt Lake City, as pretty soon the Utahns will be his only supporters.

I'd build it out of pure grade A Texan bullshit, and the proceeds from the donation box would go to his presidential library so they can hopefully someday raise the funds to buy a third book. Can't have too many copies of "My Pet Goat" around, ya know.

[LynneSin]

9. My choices: Reagan Bush Sr, Bush Jr and Hoover

I'm not putting Nixon in because when it came to social issues like Civil rights, Nixon had a few redeeming qualities but I would need a 6-headed mountain (I'd put Buchannon on there first before Nixon - he started the Civil War).

Anyhow.

The mountain would be filled with all the Nuclear Waste that was originally going to go to Yucca Mountain AND we would use part of a ranch in Crawford where we would build it.

The donations received would actually go for Habitat for Humanity because even with what little money we receive, we need to help rebuild the homes & lives of people destroyed by this administration and every penny helps

[Efilroft Sul]

11. My four picks

Buchanan (gutless), Hoover (hopeless), Nixon (ruthless), Bush 43 (clueless)
Location: RNC headquarters
Materials: Elephant dung
Charity: Whatever apolitical cause that educates Americans on history and politics