Bush Hires Baghdad Bob as his Press Secretary

[JunkYardDogg]

After a week long strategy development project within the Bush Reich hierarchy,
top Administration officials and Presidential advisers have established the
criteria and experience necessary to represent our Fearless Leader's vast
visionary and divine thoughts, programs and behavior. It was determined through
intensive scientific studies that the spokesman representing our Supreme Decider
Commander Bush must be beyond question, the absolute best bullshitter in the world.
After an extensive and exhaustive candidate elimination tournament, equal to American Idol, code named
American Bile, The Neocon panel of 3 judges choose the only person in the world capable
of performing such a demanding feat, the only person with enough experience to be able to stand
before America's demanding media and tell the world that a pile of shit is in actuality
the ultimate pinnacle of mankind's intellectual evolutionary development and accomplishments.
So America,
President Bush is proud to present Baghdad Bob as America's new Presidential Press Secretary.
Let's welcome him with a three shovel salute
because from now on, the media reporters will need a shovel to shovel all the shit this Administration feeds
them.

[wake.up.america]

1. JYD, five stars to you!

[infogirl]

2. is this true?

[DrDebug]

3. Welcome DU :)

We only report the truth here, Ma'am :)

:toast:

[infogirl]

4. Thank you...

:hi:

[Jack Rabbit]

6. As Huck Finn said of Mark Twain

YOU don't know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain't no matter. That book was made by Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly. There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth.

[babylonsister]

7. Welcome to DU, infogirl, and it's

not true. I think a bit of sarcasm might have been involved. These DUers are such kidders!:hi:

[BrklynLiberal]

8. Don't believe anything you read, and only half of what you see.

I think Mark Twain said that too.

[JunkYardDogg]

9. Yes, it is true, Bush called me and told me himself

As I recall,
Bush called me this morning,
some time after I took my meds
and washed 'em down with a quart of Cuervo Gold
yes indeed,
I know that it was him and not a vision
Nobody could possibly make up a story like this

[eleny]

5. K&R

[JunkYardDogg]

10. Real reason why we invaded Iraq- Saddam had a better Press Secretary

Forget about oil
Forget about Regime change
Forget about Democracy in Iraq
It was a simple case of Press Secretary Envy