I bought a head of lettuce this morning

[BOSSHOG]

The wrapper said it came from Salinas California. I'd like to thank the bush supporting "conservative" who picked that lettuce so my family could enjoy a salad tonight. No doubt, being proactive, solution minded Americans, "conservatives" are flooding the produce fields to do the picking to ensure we have veggies on the table and to limit the attraction of Mexicans to cross the border. God Bless America!

[Kikosexy2]

1. And you are joking...

I hope...because I can't picture "conservatives" picking anything except their noses or their asses..

[AndyA]

3. ...or someone else's pocket! n/m

[MADem]

6. Or the scabs off their fetid, infected bodies....n/t

[karlrschneider]

5. Maybe your sarcasmometer is out of calibration...

:D

[uppityperson]

2. exactly.

god bless lettuce picking conservatives!

[KingFlorez]

They couldn't pick anything if they're life depended on it

[MadMaddie]

4. Bosshog.....your sarcasm is golden.....

:yourock:

[BOSSHOG]

9. You are so kind Dear

I was inspired to whip up a little bleu cheese and feta cheese salad concoction. I had one at the French Quarter Festival on Saturday and it was incredible. Mine won't be near as good but I'll give it a shot.

[MadMaddie]

17. I bet the French Quarter Festival was amazing.....mmmm....

that salad sounds yummy.....

[RaleighNCDUer]

7. Are they offering $50/hr for it yet? nt

[Atman]

8. I bought head this morning

From a hooker in Salinas California. Thank you, conservatives, for oppressing so many women and giving them no other opportunities in America than to offer their bodies up for money!

(okay, maybe that was a little harsh).

[meegbear]

12. Ouch!!

:spank:

[Sal Minella]

16. Funny, though.......

[killerbush]

10. Don't forget the red ripe tomatoes to go with it

[Kikosexy2]

14. Or squeezing..

the melons of those hookers...oh my!

[slackmaster]

11. You make a good point but you're going out on a limb

Ask the person who picked that lettuce how he feels about gay marriage or abortion and you may be in for a disappointment.

[McCamy Taylor]

13. The one who picked it cant vote, but his extended family is now DEMOCRATIC

and will be that way for at least the next 5 election cycles, because of what Bill Frist and the Republican Congress did.

The Catholic Church is unlikely to allow any of its priests to tell parishioners that they will go to hell if they support an abortion rights candidate in the future, either. Instead, the Catholic Church is likely to adopt a "We are a religious not a political institution" policy, now that the Republicans have threatened so many of their members. Because the Catholic Church can fight abortion without the GOP, but it can not exist without its members.

And Big Business would have continued to give their money to the GOP anyway.

:rofl:

[Cassandra]

15. Rinse it carefully....

You never know what happens when a conservative bends over.