Flash: Clinton portrait sparks outrage

[Stinky The Clown]

What the hell is up with this? Why is this portrait evil?

From the yammerers on teevee:

"The shirt's bubba blue"

"What's with the pelvic thrust?"

"See that mantle? That's the mantle he stood in front of when he wagged his finger at us and denied the Lewinsky charges. It's the 'Monica mantle'."

Wonkette, on the RegularJoeShow, also pointed out that Hilalry's portrait, unveiled at the same time, was easeled such that it had her looking at Bill's portrait ..... waist high. ::::gasp::::

(Thanks Wonky .... we needed to know about that. You're so vital to the national discourse ...... bitch.)

I'm waiting for one of these asshats to claim some shadow image showing through of ...... the Clenis!

Don't people have anything better to freakin' do?

[MadMaddie]

1. I heard some repugs saying his tie points directly to his

wanker...his fingers on his hip point to his wanker...


These sick bastards only think about sex...and no they have nothing else to do!!

[JackintheGreen]

Isn't that what ties do?

I mean, point to men's wankers. That's why I wear one. Even in swim togs.

SO chic!

[Stanchetalarooni]

5. That's funny.

[patrice]

28. he, he, he ....

thanks for the laugh!

[MadMaddie]

64. Bwa...ha...haw....

You are funny!!!:rofl:

[stepnw1f]

3. RWers... Perverted Closet Cases (nt)

[AtomicKitten]

79. indeed - their sexuality is so suppressed they've got nothing better to do

[TomClash]

7. What do you expect?

They never get any.

[movonne]

8. I think the problem is that they have a great big crush on him...they

are so jealous..

[DURHAM D]

11. Actually the idiot women on The VIew were making those

exact observations this am.

[ShortnFiery]

53. They need to "get some" so they won't obsess on the inane ...

;)

[Canuckistanian]

16. Where do their ties point, I wonder

Probably to their brains.

[Stinky The Clown]

21. Only if they wear them tied on their

backs

[Jade Fox]

76. LOL! n/t

[Castilleja]

82. LOL!

:thumbsup:

[Catherine Vincent]

2. I think he looks damn good in that portrait.

Of course, he always looks good. Freepers are idiots.

[Stinky The Clown]

6. I like it too ..... non-traditional for a president's smithsonian portrait

More laid back ..... but in a good way. A man of the people for the new millenium .... an alpha male kinda look ...... it appears as unstuffy as most people really are - or at least wanna be ..... like the man himself, it connects with real people.

Wonkette also said the suit looked very 'Men's Wearhouse' or 'J.C. Penny'. (How the hell can you tell the suit brand froma frikkin painting?)

[Catherine Vincent]

12. So those were comments from Wonkette and not Freepers?

It reminds me of this picture that Clinton took:



They really spit fire after that one. LOL!

[NYCGirl]

24. FYI — Wonkette is not serious. NT

[Catherine Vincent]

26. Yeah, I know. That's why I asked.

Those comments are in a different perspective now. She's funny! Everything has a sexual bent to her.

[NYCGirl]

30. Yep, that's her shtick. NT

[Stinky The Clown]

32. I guess I don't know that much about her ......

I'm usually pretty good seeing satire and irreverent humor for what it is (being a clown and all myownself) but to me she came across as a person making of Clinton, not satirizing the guy who brought her to this particular dance - RegularJoeScarborough.

But to be sure, I can be wrong.

[Catherine Vincent]

42. Look at what she wrote with her quick brush with Patrick Fitzgerald:

It’s getting warm in Chicago, so they’re leaving the door to the Soprafinna restaurant on Madison and Dearborn open to the sidewalk. At peak hours, the line to wait to get your salad tossed (simmer down) extends out the open doorway. Right next to the open door is a glass revolving door. I was in the tail end of aforementioned salad tossing line today <4/20>, standing in aforementioned doorway, when I saw none other than Patrick Fitzgerald, U.S. Attorney Extraordinaire, exiting through the revolving glass door right next to me. We locked eyes through the glass and time froze. I gave the one-up nod, as in “hey, I recognize you… what’s up?.” He gave the one-down nod, as in “I appreciate that you recognize me and I am a serious man.” It was effing awesome. I guess he’s spending some time in Chitown to suck up the credit for the conviction of our ex-governor, even though he didn’t do anything in the trial.

As I said, there's always something sexual with her. LOL!

[Texas_Kat]

38. UH, Wonkette is now a .... guy

The 'original wonkette' retired.

[Stinky The Clown]

40. This was a guy? Sure looked like a woman on teevee

Long hair .... dress .... lipstick .... the correct parts in the correct places.

It was the original wonkette .... I guess teevee is her new gig.

[incapsulated]

41. lol

A guy is calling himself Wonkette?

[CTyankee]

59. Didn'tshe have something to say about John Kerry's

ahem, "endowment" during the 04 election? I seem to recall her talking that up. I thought it was funny, but after I heard it I did look at Kerry differently when I saw him on TV. Ya know, just wonderin'...

[kentuck]

4. If Bill likes it...?

and he looks like he does. :) I'm ok with it.

[Stinky The Clown]

13. I'm more than okay with it. It seems to me it

captures the real man ...... more than say ...... this:


or this (attempting to look lucid):


or this (attempting to look honest):

[Carni]

63. OMG Nixon is in an Uncle Rico pose!

For those few Napolean Dynamite fans who may be here...

Apparently Deb did the photo for Nixon's painting lol

[The Straight Story]

9. Hi fingers seem to making a peace sign :) (nt)

[NMDemDist2]

14. actually the fingers designate the number of terms he served with

poll numbers above 60% :evilgrin:

unlike some folks Who shall remain nameless......

[Stinky The Clown]

15. One of the yakkers said that hand was either

pointing to his crank or giving a gang sign.

Goodgawd these people are just plain crazy .... and crazed.

[The Straight Story]

31. *'s will have oil spouting out his ass and a middle finger

Along with a goat eating his library....

[Adelante]

36. I read one say his tie was pointing to his dick

Where else do ties point?

[incapsulated]

37. To his unusually large...

FEET!!!

;)

[Sparkly]

43. Unless you're Dilbert...

[stellanoir]

10. did you guys see the unbelievably tasteless

"Well hung" headline on the NY Post.

These people will never get over it. Yikes.

[Stinky The Clown]

19. Disgusting

This is a FORMER PRESIDENT of the fucking UNITED STATES.

Arrrrgggggghhhhhh

[devinsgram]

54. They're jealousy is showing

They wish they could be just like him.

[ReadTomPaine]

69. Damn right he's well hung.

Envy indeed. Let them keep advertising male Dem virility, baby. You bet he's hung.

In a way, I can't blame them.

You would lash out also if this was the reaction whenever you dropped your pants:



:)

[MikeNearMcChord]

17. I think the perfect hell for some of those with major

fetish problems with Bill Clinton, would be to put them in a sound-proof and play continuously for 48-hours the best of Bill Clinton, in speeches in travels, in action :evilgrin:

[Jim Sagle]

18. The Pugs might as well face it, they're addicted to cock.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Catherine Vincent]

23. Correction: Addicted to Bill Clinton's cock

:-)

[Adelante]

20. They're pea green with envy

I absolutely love the painting. I saw Hillary's in another thread and I love that one, too.

[babylonsister]

22. I heard there was a little bit of Ted Koppel in the pic, WTH? nt

[MaineDem]

55. That's what I thought when I first saw the portrait n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

25. He looks pretty hot in that portrait.

Which is exactly why the freepers can't stand it. There's NEVER been a hot Republican politician. They're either pervs or eunuchs.

[incapsulated]

27. Hey, look!

A portrait of the last legally elected President of the United States!

Let's all mock it and hope it doesn't stir any memories of when we were a free and prosperous country!

:eyes:

I think it's great. Sure, it's sexy. Clinton is sexy and powerful and competent. Even after a quadruple heart bypass, he makes them look like limp wimps. That's why they hate him. :P

[Brigid]

29. There's not a thing wrong with this portrait.

I think it's just fine. Stupid freepers or whatever they are who make a fetish out of hating Clinton six years after he's out of office need to get a life. They wouldn't like a painting of Clinton no matter how it was done. :grr:

[joefree1]

33. Poof

The big dog wanted to see the repuke heads explode. He's brilliant.

[DearAbby]

34. DearAbby Chimes in...

I LIKE IT....:::fans face::::

Handsome portrait of a handsome man.

[Vektor]

35. CLENIS ENVY

Repukes are intimidated by the big dawg's bone.

[jwirr]

39. Those freepers certainly have dirty minds. They are obsessed

with sex.

[wiley]

44. He looks like a very distinguished President whose legacy

will long outlast those who curdle with rage at their own impotence. He could easily be re-elected President again, and we'd all benefit greatly from his skills and experience. Was most of the criticism coming from never President Bob Dole?

[CTyankee]

60. Well, Bob Dole had his own penis problems, remember? n/t

[Libby2]

45. Oh good!!

Anything that drives the freaks nuts makes my day.

Damn Bill is looking good.

[smoochpooch]

46. Does anyone else think he looks uncomfortable?

The pose seems so unnatural. I'm not outraged by it, but I think it's unflattering.

[LittleClarkie]

47. I wish they had portrayed him post-Atkins

The only thing I don't like about the portrait is the Big Mac gut he's sporting.

Other than that, it's very nice.

[OneBlueSky]

48. I'm no art critic, but from the large photo I saw on . . .

the front page of the NY Post, this isn't all that good a portrait . . . imho, of course . . .

[saltpoint]

49. The portraits might be ok as portrait art, or even as presidential

portrait art.

But as ART, they're kind of flat-spirited, seems like.

[DrDan]

50. they've read about it - sex with adults

but experienced it only in their fantasies

[Vickers]

51. It's pissing off freepers, huh?

:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!

:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:

[ShortnFiery]

52. God Bless America ! God Bless the Constitution!

God Bless William Jefferson Clinton!!!

Sometimes you just can't help but love "The Big Dog!" :patriot:

[OneTwentyoNine]

56. Its the same assclowns that told us Elvis and the Beatles were evil

Funny how they always complain about sex and how its in our society but their ALWAYS the first to bring it up given the chance.

[Stinky The Clown]

57. They bring it up .......

.... cuz they can't get it up?

[DemExpat]

58. They can't take it that it is an unconventional, relaxed stance

for such a portrait, and for a President!

I love it, especially pissing off conservatives!

:kick:

DemEx

[Mad_Dem_X]

61. Because it's Clinton, some people

will read something sexual into it. Because they are obsessed with other people's sex lives, particularly his.

[bdamomma]

62. Hey I wonder what bush's portrait will be like???

maybe when he was sitting in that classroom for 7 minutes (and did nothing) when he received the news about 9/11.

[hippiechick]

65. Just about as 'inappropriate' as this guy's:

I can tell that he has a penis, too !!

[frankly_fedup2]

70. Impressive! If it is two separate artists, I am really impressed as

they did appear to make it the same size. I haven't looked at other pictures from that time; however, that might be the size they make everyone's? Not important.

[Bridget Burke]

74. Well, he was the Father of the Country!

Gives extra meaning to all those "George Washington slept here" claims.

[leftyladyfrommo]

66. And no wedding ring! That's the one I read.

[ieoeja]

67. I don't like it.

He looks ill at ease in that portrait. And he looks like he has a shrunken head. Which, I guess, would make one ill at ease.

[frankly_fedup2]

68. Do you think the right realizes that a man's penis can be used for more

then procreation? It's so immature to say that about the portrait. Heck if they had not included his forefinger, he would be flipping them all the bird for the rest of history.

Also, Clinton had on a Blue shirt and Red tie. He dressed more casual and he didn't get offended when the MTV bunch asked him if he wore boxers or briefs. Stupid question but he laughed it off.

No pun intended but Clinton connected to the younger generation. They looked up to him due to his intellect and his ability to relate any answers to questions, and he answered everything they asked him.

[drdtroit]

71. They're just envious because their last 2 (p)Residents

are total ASSHOLES!

[depakid]

72. It is a ridiculous looking portrait

Pretty grandiose, if you ask me. LOL.

[DeaconBlues]

75. its a presidential portrait

I believe they are meant to be grandiose. The whole alpha male thing....

[Zookeeper]

73. In the immortal words of Hot Chocolate...

"I believe in miracles.
Where you from, you sexy thang?
Sexy thang, you!"

Well, that was my first reaction to the portrait...:blush:

[Blaze Diem]

77. hAHAHA..I LOVE IT!!

His stance and overall look says, quite simply..Kiss my ass! With a hearty bigdog laugh to follow that.

I think it is a very Fine Portrait..Notice the size of his Feet??? I think I envy Hillary ...ohhhhh..bad girl!!

[OzarkDem]

78. My boyfriend looks great

and his wife thinks so too.

I really liked Hillary's portrait, too. Very different, but beautiful and unique.

[LearnedHand]

80. Looks a little like this official portrait of Pres. Franklin Pierce

[NVMojo]

81. freeps want to sex him but can't admit it.

[Placebo]

83. Republicans are OBSESSED with Clinton's genitals.

Always have been, always will be.

[Andromeda]

84. It's a fantastic portrait...

He looks kind of cocky, you know, standing there with a lot of attitude. His hand has the fingers extended toward his.......shoes. :)