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diamondsndust Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 07:58 PM
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I finally figured out Repug Logic and Truth
I just caught an old episode of "Cops" ... there was an officer frisking down a suspect. The officer pulls a crack pipe out of the suspects pocket.. the suspect says "thats not mine, I don't use drugs"! Suspect then proceeds to tell the officer that "I borrowed this shirt" ... problem is, the pipe was found in his pants! When asked if he borrowed the pants too, the suspect says "no". After several minutes of the officer continuing to hit the suspect with the facts, said suspect finally admits to being high.

This is the approach we need to take with these poor deluded souls known as repukes. Keep kicking their asses with the truth and facts until they finally see themselves for what they are! Maybe there is hope for a few, but I won't hold my breath!
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 08:02 PM
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1. You can always tell when they've been snowed under by the facts
they start spluttering and trying to justify every rotten thing Idiot has done by saying Clinton did it, too, like that worked when they were five and their Ma asked them why they'd jumped into mud puddles with their Sunday clothes on. You'd think they'd have learned that long ago that two wrongs never add up to a right, even if there is a parallel wrong Clinton did, usually not the case anyway.

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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 08:07 PM
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2. Reminds me of the episode where a cop was chatting with a suspect
who had a joint behind his ear.

:headbang:
rock
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