Yup...I'm the Decider...

[RedG1]

for big business tax breaks I'm the guider...
in the White House I'm the resider...
and spy on your Internet service provider...
Yup...I'm the Decider...
for my military records I'm the hider...
when I bike ride I'm a collider...
I won't try to fly a glider...
with the press I laugh at contemptuously
so I'm a derider...
and remarks to Helen Thomas are snider...
and Tony Snow is now an insider...
Yup...I'm the Decider...
I make the gap between the haves
and have-nots even wider...
late at night I sneak fermented cider...
with big business energy bosses
I'm the confider...
with windfall profits I'm a free rider...
to make wedge issues for votes
I'm the divider...
as Presdent I'm the presider...
question me? I'm the overrider...
had a hurricane or tragedy?
I'm not the backbone provider...
to launch a war "just cuz' I can"
I'm the guider...
Yup...I'm the Decider...
my Texas transplant jeans are low rider...
in my mind I'm Jedi knight Andur Sunrider
but some say I'm as macho
as a house spider...
if I lie am I a lie-der?
Yup...I'm the Decider...

[pepperbear]

1. FANTASTIC! n/t

[NotGivingUp]

2. cool!

[MADem]

3. Well done! You know, every time I hear that phrase, the song

"I'm a Girl Watcher" comes to mind!! With "I'm the DECIDER" in place of the original phrase....

I'm the decider, I'm the decider...
Kiss your freedom goodbye, hey, my my
I'm the decider, I'm the decider...
And I say how...

[babylonsister]

4. Love it! nt

[RedG1]

5. thanks fellow DUbies...

[valerief]

6. Funny! n/t

[Mira]

7. Love it ! Enough Decidery! Let's take to the streets. N?T