'colbert' verb . Help define. Like 'swiftboatting'

[kansasblue]

n : butter creamed with parsley and tarragon and beef extract

v : to eviscerate with biting and insightful sarcasm while invoking comedic tone
v : to involve yourself in the protection of democracy and effective government
v : to lead others with a show of extreme courage and leadership

syn : conyers, feingold, stewart.






DU leads.

[BlueEyedSon]

1. v: to show the absolute absurdity of your opponents position by agreeing

VEHEMENTLY with them, esp. when done right to their faces.

example: (to Bill Kristol, notable PNCAer) Soooooo, who (i.e. which dictator) are we invading next????

[tridim]

2. That definition nails it

Word Origin: It's French, bitch!

[BlueEyedSon]

3. C'est fucking funny!

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

4. Because it's French (bitch), I think a good parallel would be

to fillet.

Fillet, to slice or bone.

I think Colbert sliced 'em and boned 'em last night.

Colbert - to slice to ribbons using a sharpened tongue and pointed wit.

[Midnight Rambler]

5. v: to put on a massive display of balls

adj: of or relating to massive balls; see Colbert, Steven.

[BlueEyedSon]

6. kick

[spacelady]

7. To bare the emperor wearing no clothes coldly: Colbering n/t

As in "He was very Colbering tonight."
Or "He Got Colbered!"
Or "He Colbered Bush A New Asshole!"
Or "Don't Colbert Me, I agree Bush is an ass!"

[sendero]

8. to boldly..

... shine the light of sarcastic derision on factions who richly deserve such

[politrix]

9. To 'Colbert' Someone Is:

Kicking your ass in front of your silly enabling bitch, your momma, your daddy, your kids, your country and the whole whole and to still have enough left to kick the entire media's ass in front of THEIR people at the same time.

To have one's forces completely routed.

To be totally annihilated where you stand.

To be punkt.

To reduce an entire body of people to 3 inches tall and put them in your pocket and go home, unscathed. To own them.

To make an entire body of people your prison bitch for life and make them have to smile about it.

To have your way with the most powerful man in the history of mankind.

To swallow an entire army of darkness whole.

[politrix]

10. More:

To drive a whole tractor-trailer of whup-ass up to a public event and proceed to open every 50 gallon drum on everyone there.

To shit all over a standing president to his face.

To call the prez a war criminal and incompetant to his face.