I Declare War on this Forum!!!

[Dob Bole]

Everybody in here is so tense right now that they could form diamonds with their but-tocks. (Go ahead, try stuffing a lump of coal up there.)

Therefore, I pre-emptively attack you all, with my ELITE LAZOR!

[EstimatedProphet]

1. With your what?

Shouldn't that be L337 L@x0r?
BTW you have 9 cubed posts.

[mmonk]

2. On guard

;)

[Wonco_the_Sane]

3. I give up.

[NV1962]

4. War on But-tox?

Bare thine perfidious profile, oh infidel rascal! Am I a dog, that thou bringest a LAZOR before me?

KNEEL before Zod! PRAY for a merciful nomination, and Wesward Ho!

[MoonRiver]

5. Say.......WTF?

I really do want to understand this post. Please elaborate.

[NV1962]

6. Secret & encoded original message: "lighten up" - n/t

[MoonRiver]

14. Ya, ya!

:eyes:

[Clark Can WIN]

7. Ah, but you did not count on my super secret

MIR ROR

[maddezmom]

8. "form diamonds with their but-tocks"...ROTFLMAO

A fundraising idea, mayhaps!!

[fishnfla]

9. Circle the yaks we're under attack

[Cuban_Liberal]

11. I'll go boil some water

Isn't that what you're supposed to do in an emergency? :P

[NNN0LHI]

10. They look so much alike it is scary n/t

[salinen]

12. Your ELITE LAZOR

Don't you mean UNDERARM RAZOR?

[oasis]

13. Break out the Metamucil.

[Lefty48197]

15. Jimmy's lapels have made a fashion comeback!

Hooray!

[D G]

16. Is this part of the Alan Parsons Project?

[knight_of_the_star]

17. I am intrigued

Shall we initiate Preperation H?

[dae]

18. Yeah, well I counter-attack with my ever ready Ray-Bazer and BTW,

DB I haven't posted on DU for over 24 hours because this was my 500th post and I wanted it to be profound or witty or both. Then I figured WTF thats not me and I would jump on in.}(
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