Up Next: The Kerry Body Count

[Wetzelbill]

Yes, you heard it here first. Massachusetts Senator John Kerry has laid waste to hundreds of people on his way to the top. He reportedly personally slit the throat of a Priest who had stumbled upon Kerry's cocaine trafficking operation that was run out of a Cambridge Orphanage in which young children engaged in orgies with Kerry and his family. Kerry may be the worst mass murderer in history, and dead hookers have mysteriously shown up at each campaign stop of his. Reports from Beltway Insiders - reportedly not Dean or Clark - say that Kerry feasts on the hearts of young children every morning.

He is also more "librul" than Ted Kennedy.

Had botox injections.

And, looks "french."

[King of New Orleans]

1. those botox injections

are outrageous slander :)

[displacedtexan]

2. and he... he... he dated women while he was single!

What will we tell the children?

[Name removed]

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[YouMustBeKiddingMe]

4. Jesus!

You scared me.

How long before this gets deleted....

OMFG! He looks French???

[dodger501]

5. It's started here, too

On the local 92KQRS morning show, where 90% of the 18-30 male population here listens to, they had a guest on who was dishing dirt. Starting with that Ann Coulter shit about Kerry trolling for rich widows when he was single. Also, dating Dana Delaney, bringing her over to the house and, before putting the wood to her, showed her his Vietnam movies.

Nothing about The Smirking Chump pounding down JB, snorting coke and screwing Mexican hookers, no sir.

[BeatleBoot]

6. I'm a-scared !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mommy, hold me!!!!!!

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