Can we all agree to bash La Rouche?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

I mean if ever there were a DINO candidate, I think a homophobic ex felon promoting 99% of the conspiracy theories in the world would qualify. Right?

[NV1962]

1. Hmmm... Not sure if he's worth bashing for his entertainment value! n/t

[mitchum]

3. Exactly!

[Toucano]

2. Yes, we can! n/t

[YouMustBeKiddingMe]

4. Got a link to his website? His positions?

Give me something to work with!!

on edit: for the sake of argument and entertainment value, I'll see if I can defend him. I might have to get creative.

[YouMustBeKiddingMe]

6. Here's his website

http://larouchein2004.net/

[Clark Can WIN]

27. We'll there's two minutes of my life

I'll never get back.

[SadEagle]

5. Well, he deserves the bashing, but does he deserve the attention?

[oasis]

7. Why should nut cases receive matching campaign funds?

[YouMustBeKiddingMe]

13. LaRouche believes nut cases are under represented in

the White House, and that a nut case could do no worse for this country than the current administration, and that he could do some crazy things that would actually benefit the country.

Link for Contributions
http://larouchein2004.net/pages/contributionform.htm

[salin]

18. While at other times he might be correct... I would dispute this asserted

LaRouchian notion that in the Bush administration there is a shortage of nutcases in and around the White House...

[YouMustBeKiddingMe]

20. LaRouche position on current administration in the White House

is that they are not nut cases, but criminals. Their actions are not insane, but deliberately evil.

Link for Contributions
http://larouchein2004.net/pages/contributionform.htm

[salin]

23. perhaps criminally insane? [eom]

[YouMustBeKiddingMe]

26. Perhaps so

In that case ....

LaRouche believes better results can be achieved with pure insanity as opposed to a mixture of insanity with criminal activity.

For example:

LaRouche would give away Haliburton. Isn't that insane? He hates Cheney and thinks he's an idiot, so that's why he would do this. He would simply give the various Halibuton projects to the countries and the states where they currently reside and let them keep the proceeds of operations.

LaRouche also has plans for "The Crisco Kid" Ashcroft. LaRouche considers Ashcroft a Nazi. He plans to remove the curtain hiding lady liberty that Ashcroft spent tax dollars on to hide her breast, and have some pictures photoshopped of Ashcroft standing next to her fondling her breast and hang them them in the Hall of Justice.

Next to that will also be a picture of Ashcroft standing next to Janet Jackson with her right breast exposed in the half time show incident.

And finally, for Newt Gangrene and the Exterminator Tom Delay, LaRouche plans to deport them to Palestine with nothing but the clothes on their backs. Isn't that insane?


Link for Contributions
http://larouchein2004.net/pages/contributionform.htm

[salin]

28. I suddenly have this image

of ashcroft melting like the wicked witch of the west... due to the sight of calico cats running around the base of said statues and photos...

[YouMustBeKiddingMe]

31. Ooo, nice touch. I like the way your mind works.

Perhaps you would be interested in a position on the LaRouche campaign management team? Could be a cabinet position or an Ambassadorship for you if LaRouche is elected.


Link for Contributions
http://larouchein2004.net/pages/contributionform.htm

[salin]

33. I would guess I would be disqualified

due to my rather strong antipathy to the candidate and his supporters through whom I had to cross their mini protest lines on the hill ... that were advocating the quarantine of all AIDS victims to a remote Island.

[YouMustBeKiddingMe]

35. I must admit, my candidate is tough to promote

On some of his positions, I must plug my ears and close my eyes and say "la la la la la la" real loud. At other times I have to plant my head up my ass.

I'm always heavily medicated. That helps.

[Clark Can WIN]

30. Ah, the sickly sweet stench

of wasted energy.:silly:

[BurtWorm]

8. He also has bad breath, I hear.

[YouMustBeKiddingMe]

11. Slander!

I've met LaRouche in person and shook his hand. He uses the latest products in denture hygiene and mouthwash.

LaRouche is a great man and this country does not recognize a fine Democrat at it's own peril.

[BurtWorm]

12. Denture hygiene!

The secret's out! :D

[salin]

9. aw... I was starting to enjoy bashing

my senator evan bayh... but given the comparison - bayh looks better.

[DieboldMustDie]

10. La Rouche is a douche!

:crazy:

[YouMustBeKiddingMe]

15. LaRouche actually has a position on douching

LaRouche feels that douching should be done on a regular basis to lower cholesterol.

[Dookus]

14. I've had it with all the LaRouche bashing!

You must work for the Queen of England! ;)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. I thought you WERE the queen of england!

[salin]

19. LOL

to both of you :thumbsup:

[fujiyama]

17. LaRouche, LaRouch, LaRouch...

is on FIRE!!!

BTW, his supporters are A$$ HOLES!

[Spider Jerusalem]

21. All five of them, eh?

I vote we send Lyndon a lifetime supply of Thorazine and a home electro-convulsive therapy kit.

[absyntheNsugar]

22. LaRouche - our own Lord Sutch and Loony Party!

But Sutch was doing it for humor - Lyndon is Serious...

[Zomby Woof]

24. As long as I can bash his supporters too!

I mean, they ARE a cult in the strictest sense of the word. I growl at them in airports when they approach me. They back away. :evilgrin:

I remember when they used to flog their "New Federalist" newspaper on my college campus... it's some strange concoction of :tinfoilhat: and fascist nonsense that reads like the Mad Hatter on mescaline.

[Shakespeare]

25. I have a GREAT LaRouche story from this weekend!!

Driving west down Sunset, and right in front of me in traffic is a big, open truck full of Larouche supporters (truck's all decorated, they've got bullhorns shrieking at people). They've got their pamphlets rolled together and rubberbanded into little tubes, which they're tossing out to pedestrians.

The usual mob of skater boys were hanging out in front of Hollywood High School, and when the LaRouchies tossed their literature to them, the skater boys picked up every single last piece and threw it BACK at them (to the obvious dismay of the LaRouchies). I sat there in traffic behind them, laughing my ass off at the spectacle.

[salin]

29. I would guess that this is one response

they simply did not expect... too, too funny.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

34. See...even kids that don't wear helmets know La Rouche

is bad for you!

[Lydia Leftcoast]

32. I will happily bash that guy

His followers are the closest thing to Moonies outside of the Moonies. I encountered some of them when they were gathering signatures to get on the ballot in Oregon.